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Farted by PhantomCatClock, March 02, 2021, 09:12:08 PM

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PhantomCatClock

extremely advanced haikus only all other will be towed

VCRClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 02, 2021, 09:12:08 PM
extremely advanced haikus only all other will be towed

hate to say it, but you're missing two syllables. gonna need your teeth
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

inside you is two wolves |
one is hungry and the other is hungry |
Duran Duran Duran Duran

Anonymous Frog

Do I even care?

This thread's only one page long

Comment on my flies.
Fuck anonfrog

DiscoBallClock

your face is a butt /

butts are all around us here /

my face is a butt

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PhantomCatClock

please vote in the poll |
VCR needs the info |
great changes to come

VCRClock

super good haiku
super good haiku again
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<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

a sea of midgets
across the way i see him
my taller equal
the most advanced haiku

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK



There once was a man
He hailed from great Nantucket
His balls red and huge

He hired a strumpet
For five hours did he fuck it,
and yet, could not splooge

PannacottaClock

once in a lifetime
water flowing underground
same as it ever
pannacottaclock

VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

BinaryClock

old john the baptist
crying holy to the lord
locust and honey
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

BinaryClock

if it had not been
for cotton eye joe biden
i would have two large
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

BinaryClock

i can't get to sleep
i think about diving deep
the implications
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

PhantomCatClock

five years of warning
the death of flash came easy
i will use blender



blender 2d rocks
fun and easy cartoon work
better put it off

BinaryClock

#15
look inside eye lids
witness your solipsism
mandelbrot setback

edit: the next post
is now preventing me from
posts ever again
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

PhantomCatClock

your post count is the
Power Rangers SNE
S fighter password

JambaClock

bill s. preston
theodore logan
it snows on mt Fuji

Thor

My butt hair tangled;
the time came for my release;
on the net it stuck.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Anonymous Frog

Guess who's back again.
The frog is back, tell a friend,
That the frog is back.
Fuck anonfrog