Why I hate the internet.

[DurianClock]

So I have this Xanga thing, yeah it's one of those  little blog entry shit things. I have this thing on it that shows me who looks at my profile secretly.

Well this person Lila starts talking to me on aim and what not. Here is the tragic story. Oh and here is a picture of her.


lila: hi
lila: im lila
DurianClock: hello
lila: i saw ur xanga on metros  im sorry if i bothered u
DurianClock: no it's alright
DurianClock: how are you?
lila: im not doing very well
DurianClock: so you love horror movies
lila: yeah    do u ??
DurianClock: definately
DurianClock: my specialty : )
lila: me 2 !!
lila: wats ur name again??
DurianClock: cody
lila: oh  ok   kool
DurianClock: what's your favorite?
lila: so......cody     do u have a gf ??
lila: chucky movies
DurianClock: I got all 3 dolls
DurianClock: haha
DurianClock: but anyways, no I do not, but I have my eye on someone
lila: sweet
DurianClock: plan on going to the mall either tomorrow or sunday
lila: im single too
DurianClock: I saw
DurianClock: i've been single for like 3 years
DurianClock: I tried playing the waiting game
DurianClock: but
DurianClock: it didn't work
lila: me 2    
lila: um.... i might go to the mall tomorrow   why ??
DurianClock: trying to find some new pants

Auto response from Purple c411: life is random and so am i  :-)

DurianClock: or a shirt
lila: awsome:-D
DurianClock: I suck at shopping for pants
lila: lol me 2  
lila: gosh  we have a lot in common
DurianClock: haha yeah (This was sarcasm)
lila: so.
lila: i live in tucker
DurianClock: heard of it, but don't know where it is
lila: lol
lila: sweet
lila: cody??
lila: cody
DurianClock: hi
lila: can i tell u something
DurianClock: sure
lila: i like u...... alot
lila: like as a b/f
DurianClock: how?
lila: as a b/f
DurianClock: no I mean how do you like me
DurianClock: we haven't met
lila: i know   but    i can just tell that ur really really sweet
lila: and i want u for a b/f
DurianClock: i'm sorry, but I can't just do that
DurianClock: I mean you just started talking to me on aim
lila: i know
DurianClock: and you live pretty far away
lila: ya

Now she made a blog entry saying "hi

everyone   i met this guy named cody and i really like him..........................................................ALOT"

Kill me.

[voidSkipper]

why i love the internet: block button  

[LeekClock]

lmao
 
poor durian :'(

[Johnny Niggerdick]

Tell her the truth, shes fugly.

She obviously has some kind of weird touchy feely issues, either fuck her, then tell her to fuck off, or just tell her to fuck off.

[DryIce]

Xangas are stupid anyway. I dont see why people just take the time to learn HTML and just make their own site on some free hosting service.

Edit: oh god. After seeing that picture, I think no pussy would be better than this pussy.

[BoomStick Clock]

HAHAHAHA!

oh you poor bastard.

[Kensho Dojo]

lila: gosh we have a lot in common

[PaperClipClock]

I can't even eat how much I want to puke right now...

[PineappleClock]

tell her that you will be her boyfriend if and when she masters Flash and becomes a clock

then dump her

[Spitty]

You should hit dat.

[Munglai]

lol cody

[DurianClock]

Ironic how she says "hi everybody..." when noone comments on her shit.

[Johnny Niggerdick]

Ironic how she says "hi everybody..." when noone comments on her shit.

BTW can we get a link to her xanga thing?

I need a good laugh.

[Marlin Clock]

Like I said before.
Tell her you want to have a manage a tros with her and a random STD ridden hooker, she'll never talk to you again.

[DurianClock]

I think it's like //www.xanga.com/phsycofreak888

[LeekClock]

I tried to post a nice comment in her journal but xanga won't let me register.

[DurianClock]

Saturday, November 19, 2005

yester day i got a boyfriend  he is the best boyfriend  in the entie world   i love him so much    his name is andy     his sister is my best friend her name is mandi     (hey that rymes   lol)     well     later
 

what the fuck haahh

Yeah but after the last thing, doesn't it say they broke up or something? Anyways, check and make sure she didn't subscribe to me. I don't want to look at her profile and have her think i'm constantly looking at her shit.

[Spitty]

today i met a new friend  named Allen   i really like him .................................

OH NOES! Looks like someones beat you to her, Durian.

[DurianClock]

OH NOES! Looks like someones beat you to her, Durian.

What an e-whore.

[Johnny Niggerdick]

call me

770-314-2679


Someone call her. Infact everyone call her.

also

Sunday, November 13, 2005


today i met a new friend  named Allen   i really like him .................................

................................a lot