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Farted by DurianClock, December 02, 2005, 09:53:10 PM

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RomanClock

that is what you call a
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad person
lemayo lol :soups:

MelloYelloClock

NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

DurianClock

Quote from: wavy gravyEntry: December 3rd 2005

STUPID CODEY I HOPE HIM AND HIS CLOX CREW DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! >: (
God damnit, you gave me false hopes.

voidSkipper

god, she sucks!
[her generic message to her invisible friends]
today i met a guy named [insert name here] and i really like him............................................. a lot!
[/what i said before]

AlbinoClock

PM me her blog's address and I'll goatse her comments.

Edit: Oh. Nevermind :o

Johnny Niggerdick

SSHHEEEEIIIITT

DurianClock

Quote from: wavy gravyYou never answered my question, love.
:o yes.


Marlin Clock

Quote from: BitClockDudes you all got it wrong, tell her you accept PayPal payments for services rendered.  So say, you could be her Virtual Boyfriend for like $20 a week or month.

She can also purchase an upgrade package.  For an extra $10 a month, she can receive calls from you.

That means you record a cheesy message for me, and then I will call her for you and play the message back to her, and click.

Or, for an extra $20 a month, you will photoshop pictures of you and her together so she can have a set for her purse.

This way she can show her friends that has a boyfriend. kthanx.
Pure scamming genius.

Spitty

Leave it to Bit to make money off having a e-stalker.
:fifen:

Munglai

Teehee I commented on her page.

voidSkipper

Quote from: MenglaiTeehee I commented on her page.
how? what on her entire page is worthy of a comment? its like a private chat room that only she goes to.

Thor

I think this is all fake. Here name is phsycofreak888, she is obsessed with horror movies, she has insanely bad grammar, and she keeps saying she likes people........."a lot". I think DurianClock is making this up, or someone is playing a trick on him.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DeadTreeClock

Quote from: ThorI think this is all fake. Here name is phsycofreak888, she is obsessed with horror movies, she has insanely bad grammar, and she keeps saying she likes people........."a lot". I think DurianClock is making this up, or someone is playing a trick on him.

Are you familiar with Xanga?

AT ALL?

AlbinoClock

Commented.

Quote from: ThorI think this is all fake. Here name is phsycofreak888, she is obsessed with horror movies, she has insanely bad grammar, and she keeps saying she likes people........."a lot". I think DurianClock is making this up, or someone is playing a trick on him.

You underestimate the amazing amount of stupid on the internet.

DietCherryVanilla

This reminds me of a girl at my school (Not anymore, she failed 8th grade, lmao).  Her name is Kyrstal Barbie.

She is the fugliest girl ever.  I met her in the cafeteria one day.  I was wearing my "Keep staring I might do a trick" T-shirt.  She walks over and goes "So, what's your trick?".  There are several other people at my school with this shirt.  So, I did what everyone else does when someone asks them, I give her the finger.  
She stood there for a second, then started shrieking with laughter.  I though she was nice (as a friend, for Christ's sake she it too fugly for words).  So, I saw her throughout the year, I talked with her once in a while in the hall, She gave me her AIM name, etc.  One day, last spring, she says that she has a free pass ti kings dominion (a local amusement park).  She asks if I want to tag along.  I hadn't been there in well over a year, and I thought she was a nice person, so I went along.  I had a good time, her mom dropped us off, we rose a few roller coasters.  Afterwards we went to a chinese restaurant.  

The next school day, I come to school and everyone's looking at me kind of funny.  I didn't really notice, because I didn't really care what they thought.  I got to shop class, and took my seat next to my buddy00.  He looks at me for a second, then goes "Dude!!  Everyone's saying you did Krystal Barbie!!!"  I said "(lol), no?"
Apparantly, she came to school and started running around the halls telling everyone that I got her pregnant.  This has worn off by now, since everyone knows the horrible truth about her.  

Apparently, what she does is get dudes to be nice to her.  Then she convinces them to go somewhere with her.  When she has gotten them alone with her, she comes back to school and tells everyone that she got pregnant with them.  This has happened to a couple of my friends, and a few more people as well.  Needless to say I haven't gone near her since then.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: AlbinoClockCommented.



You underestimate the amazing amount of stupid on the internet.
He underestimates the amazing amount of stupid anywhere in america.
Or most of the rest of the world matter-o-fact.

Spitty

Msn Lock's post has killed whatever hopes for hummanity I had.
:fifen:

Thor

Hmmm... I think I have a bad habit of trusting the human race too much. Come to think of it I know a crazy girl kind of like this, so it could be true... I still don't see why she would name herself phsycofreak888.
Oh, well maybe the movie Psycho.

Anyway, if this person is real, she phails at life  :x:
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: DietCherryVanillastuff
My god. That whore!