Why I hate the internet.

[GodClock]

Tell her you'll meet her somewhere and the DONT! She will cut herself and your problems will be over.

If someone said something like this idc KAY?  :3

[ChickenClock]

Haha, just wait untill she finds out where you live and she stands at your door all the sudden.

[Thor]

Tell her you'll meet her somewhere and the DONT! She will cut herself and your problems will be over.

If someone said something like this idc KAY?  :3

She might decide she wants to cut someone else instead.

[StrangeClock]

it's not nice to poke fun at the mentally handicapped

[DeadTreeClock]

it's not nice to poke fun at the mentally handicapped

Being a loser isn't a handicap or else health insurance companies would go bankrupt.

[Guildmaster Van]

Being a loser isn't a handicap or else health insurance companies would go bankrupt.

Quoted for great justice!

[SilverCherryClock]

So I have this Xanga thing, yeah it's one of those  little blog entry shit things. I have this thing on it that shows me who looks at my profile secretly.

Well this person Lila starts talking to me on aim and what not. Here is the tragic story. Oh and here is a picture of her.


lila: hi
lila: im lila
DurianClock: hello
lila: i saw ur xanga on metros  im sorry if i bothered u
DurianClock: no it's alright
DurianClock: how are you?
lila: im not doing very well
DurianClock: so you love horror movies
lila: yeah    do u ??
DurianClock: definately
DurianClock: my specialty : )
lila: me 2 !!
lila: wats ur name again??
DurianClock: cody
lila: oh  ok   kool
DurianClock: what's your favorite?
lila: so......cody     do u have a gf ??
lila: chucky movies
DurianClock: I got all 3 dolls
DurianClock: haha
DurianClock: but anyways, no I do not, but I have my eye on someone
lila: sweet
DurianClock: plan on going to the mall either tomorrow or sunday
lila: im single too
DurianClock: I saw
DurianClock: i've been single for like 3 years
DurianClock: I tried playing the waiting game
DurianClock: but
DurianClock: it didn't work
lila: me 2    
lila: um.... i might go to the mall tomorrow   why ??
DurianClock: trying to find some new pants

Auto response from Purple c411: life is random and so am i  :-)

DurianClock: or a shirt
lila: awsome:-D
DurianClock: I suck at shopping for pants
lila: lol me 2  
lila: gosh  we have a lot in common
DurianClock: haha yeah (This was sarcasm)
lila: so.
lila: i live in tucker
DurianClock: heard of it, but don't know where it is
lila: lol
lila: sweet
lila: cody??
lila: cody
DurianClock: hi
lila: can i tell u something
DurianClock: sure
lila: i like u...... alot
lila: like as a b/f
DurianClock: how?
lila: as a b/f
DurianClock: no I mean how do you like me
DurianClock: we haven't met
lila: i know   but    i can just tell that ur really really sweet
lila: and i want u for a b/f
DurianClock: i'm sorry, but I can't just do that
DurianClock: I mean you just started talking to me on aim
lila: i know
DurianClock: and you live pretty far away
lila: ya

Now she made a blog entry saying "hi

everyone   i met this guy named cody and i really like him..........................................................ALOT"

Kill me.

Cody and Lila sitting in a tree.

HA HA HA

[Milkbag]

Lets give Durain a gun for christmas.

[DietCherryVanilla]

tell her to meet you somewhere for a little fun time ( ) but give her the address of someone you don't like very much.  problem solved, plus you have a neat story to tell everyone.

[MonsterMunch]

Why are people nice on the internet?

Its pointless.

[Etnies]

So I have this Xanga thing, yeah it's one of those  little blog entry shit things. I have this thing on it that shows me who looks at my profile secretly.

Well this person Lila starts talking to me on aim and what not. Here is the tragic story. Oh and here is a picture of her.


lila: hi
lila: im lila
DurianClock: hello
lila: i saw ur xanga on metros  im sorry if i bothered u
DurianClock: no it's alright
DurianClock: how are you?
lila: im not doing very well
DurianClock: so you love horror movies
lila: yeah    do u ??
DurianClock: definately
DurianClock: my specialty : )
lila: me 2 !!
lila: wats ur name again??
DurianClock: cody
lila: oh  ok   kool
DurianClock: what's your favorite?
lila: so......cody     do u have a gf ??
lila: chucky movies
DurianClock: I got all 3 dolls
DurianClock: haha
DurianClock: but anyways, no I do not, but I have my eye on someone
lila: sweet
DurianClock: plan on going to the mall either tomorrow or sunday
lila: im single too
DurianClock: I saw
DurianClock: i've been single for like 3 years
DurianClock: I tried playing the waiting game
DurianClock: but
DurianClock: it didn't work
lila: me 2    
lila: um.... i might go to the mall tomorrow   why ??
DurianClock: trying to find some new pants

Auto response from Purple c411: life is random and so am i  :-)

DurianClock: or a shirt
lila: awsome:-D
DurianClock: I suck at shopping for pants
lila: lol me 2  
lila: gosh  we have a lot in common
DurianClock: haha yeah (This was sarcasm)
lila: so.
lila: i live in tucker
DurianClock: heard of it, but don't know where it is
lila: lol
lila: sweet
lila: cody??
lila: cody
DurianClock: hi
lila: can i tell u something
DurianClock: sure
lila: i like u...... alot
lila: like as a b/f
DurianClock: how?
lila: as a b/f
DurianClock: no I mean how do you like me
DurianClock: we haven't met
lila: i know   but    i can just tell that ur really really sweet
lila: and i want u for a b/f
DurianClock: i'm sorry, but I can't just do that
DurianClock: I mean you just started talking to me on aim
lila: i know
DurianClock: and you live pretty far away
lila: ya

Now she made a blog entry saying "hi

everyone   i met this guy named cody and i really like him..........................................................ALOT"

Kill me.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

read and learn

[Milkbag]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

read and learn

Xanga does suck

[HatterClock]

Why are people nice on the internet?

Its pointless.

some people who meet on the internet meet in real life and then get married.

[Munglai]

Why are people nice on the internet?

Its pointless.

I enjoy being nice.

[SilverCherryClock]

Soem people are better when they're nice, and others are better whne they're dicks.

[DurianClock]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

read and learn

Fuck Maddox.

[Solenoidclock]

Fuck Maddox.

Who was it that called Maddox the illwillpress of essays?

[Munglai]

Maddox is funny but he is a bit of a whiny bitch

[BaseBallBat]

call me

770-314-2679

I know that area code, she lives in georgia my friend lives in georgia, I'll tell him to track her down and say that he's cody but got a haircut and then cheat on her with her mother  


i'm calling her right now to set up a date.

[Solenoidclock]

call me

770-314-2679

I know that area code, she lives in georgia my friend lives in georgia, I'll tell him to track her down and say that he's cody but got a haircut and then cheat on her with her mother  


i'm calling her right now to set up a date.

It's her cell phone, it's registered with Verison wireless to a cheap Cellco phone, and she is in South-east Atlanta, Georgia. This is all I can tell at the moment.