my brothers a war is upon us

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

By god the Locks have enlisted the help of Legendary Frog. He plans to make a new series where The locks are beaten to death by poorly tweened video game characters while subliminal messaging commands the viewer to violate the anus of every clock within a two hundered mile radius using only the power of his borrowed psychic abilities, given to him by Legendary Frogs own penis. He will then harvest the torsos of every victim he rapes and fashion them into a hideos blood machine, who's sole purpose is to kill and rape more clocks. Our time has come, kiss your anus goodbye

[TequilaClock]

/arfenhouse

And yeah, it's professor Utonium, not oak.

Btw, if professor utonium wasn't the father by their fucked up logic, shouldn't that make the PPG's full names, Blossum Jojo, Bubbles Jojo and Buttercup Jojo?

So the complete name is Utonium Jojo, mystery solved!

[KeyClock]

WE GOTTA NUKE THE MOTHERFUCKERS BEFORE THE SNAKES GET INTO OUR BOMBER PLANES

We got to release our secret weapon now!

Release the biblobeefburgergrinder.

[Burton Clock]

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! OMG, WHAT ARE WE EVER GOING TO DO?

[Topcatyo]

The crisis is over, people.