Morgan Quest 64

[PentagramClock]

Ask them if they know where you are and what they are doing there.

I like your avatar.

Sorry, that picture just cracked me up.

[BinaryClock]

Ask Bjork and Freddie what happened and how they got here.

[Alazar]

Ask Bjork what happened to her arms, which appear to be missing.

[Munglai]

You try to strike up a conversation with the box but it's either dead or incapable of speaking outside of Virtual Realito(TM).

You turn your attention to Bjork and Freddie Mercury instead.

You ask them if they know where you are and what they are doing there.
Freddie Mercury says "I came to open a new theme park and just as I was about to cut the ribbon I blacked out and woke up here. I think we're in outer space!"
Bjork says "I am a big fan of triangles."
You ask Bjork where her arms are. She laughs and explains that they're behind her back because she's playing blind rock, paper, scissors against herself. Then she waves them around just to prove that they exist.

You bid them good day.
Bjork puts her shoe on her head.

[YoYoClock]

as you appeared to have accomplished nothing in all the time you spent in this room and virtual realito (TM), walk left into the glowing light you mentioned pages ago

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Ask them if they have any items you could use to escape.

[DigitalLemonClock]

press select

[Alazar]

Now that the box is no longer preventing you from touching it, take it and put it in your inventory...wherever the heck that is.

[LampClock]

Count the stars outside the window.

[Munglai]

as you appeared to have accomplished nothing in all the time you spent in this room and virtual realito (TM), walk left into the glowing light you mentioned pages ago

Hey it's not my fault if you guys don't explore all the possibilities of stuff!

Ask them if they have any items you could use to escape.

Aha. See, Blackmagic has the investigative know-how to help Mr. Morgan Freeman out.

You pick up the box. It's heavy and rattles when you shake it as if there's something inside, but you can't find any way of opening it.

You ask Bjork and Freddie Mercury if they have anything useful they could give you.
Freddie gives you a length of rope, a small but heavy bag of sand, a torch (flashlight for you wacky americans) and a bucket.
Bjork gives you an electric kettle, a bottle of vinegar and a false moustache.

You thank them and head to the next room.

This new room is larger than any that you've been in so far.
A huge door labelled "DOCKING STATION" covers most of the main wall.
It is guarded by a large, burly robot.


Inventory:
1 Barbie doll, metal coated
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 jacket, white, dirtied
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses (on face)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip"
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelle "Beat"
1 mysterious trance box, dead
1 length rope, aprox. 8 feet
1 sand bag
1 torch
1 bucket, aluminium
1 kettle, electric
1 bottle vinegar, full
1 false moutache, comical

[YoYoClock]

approache the robot

regardless of what happens, insert strip.dsc into the slot on his chest

[DrClock]

tell him who you are, if he continues to be a bully go "lean on me" on his ass.

[Munglai]

On closer inspection, the "button" beside the door is actually a flat, illuminated panel that you can't find any way to opperate.


You put on the false moustache and approach the robot.

"Hi there, I'm Morgan Freeman," you tell him.
"I AM AWARE OF THAT" replies the robot "BUT I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO NOT THINK THAT MORGAN FREEMAN IS ALL THAT COOL. YOU HAVE AN AWESOME MOUSTACHE."

You subtly try to slip the disc labelled "Strip" into the robot's slot thingy.

"HEY STOP THAT!" says the robot, moving his head-claw infront of the slot "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU PERVERT."

[SoBe Clock]

Remind him of how cool your mustache is, then seduce him into relaxing with your narrator voice. Then casually slip it in when he isnt expecting it.


The disk, obviously.

[Alazar]

Remind him of how cool your mustache is, then seduce him into relaxing with your narrator voice. Then casually slip it in when he isnt expecting it.


The disk, obviously.

Hahahaha, that was great.

Put in the disk that you saved Morgan.exe on, so he can disable the robot from the inside.

[Sergeant Major]

Take a shit on the robot's head.

[PentagramClock]

What is that thing to the far left?

[Sergeant Major]

offer the robot the metal barbie doll

Seduce the robot with the metal barbie doll, then stick the disk in.

[Sword]

Use the jam bomb and throw it at his face to blind him, then insert disk.

[SensuClock]

Put the moustache on the metal barbie and give it to the robot in order to distratct him from your pervertness.