Morgan Quest 64

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Give it the metal coated Barbie in an attempt to distract the robot as it will feel its a special Barbie just for robots.

[LampClock]

Use the batteries from the kettle and the wires to short circut the robot.

[SensuClock]

distract it with the blue string

Distract it with a moustched metal barbie.

[SensuClock]

faggot

A moustached metal barbie on a blue string?

[SensuClock]

God damnit, can we stop?

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

God damnit, can we stop?

You first.

[SensuClock]

You first.

Don't you realize how jealous I am of that heart infront of your name?

[LampClock]

Take the 'W' from the wire and use the ire to fill you with rage, put the 'W' in the AIDS to give the robot WAIDS.

[Munglai]

Hahahaha, that was great.
Put in the disk that you saved Morgan.exe on, so he can disable the robot from the inside.

You never saved Morgan.exe onto anything, it's still on the computer in the other room.

What is that thing to the far left?

That's a smaller door with a sliding front. I forgot to mention thatttt.

You guys are getting way ahead of yourselves. Save your big elaborate distractions for when you actually know what you're doing. You would all be shitty detectives.

I'll carry this on tomorrow, I'm going to bed in a minute.

[BinaryClock]

Okay. Go back to the computer and save Morgan.exe to the disk for later. Then go back to the room with the robot that zapped you bread.

[Alazar]

You never saved Morgan.exe onto anything, it's still on the computer in the other room.

Oh. Well then, go into the other room, put morgan.exe on one of the floppy discs, then come back to the robot and put the floppy disc in so Morgan.exe can work his magic.

[PentagramClock]

See what's through the smaller door.

[LampClock]

Use your gravity gun on the robot.

[Sandiskman]

Offer the robot the moustache in exchange for letting you buy.  If he refuses, splash the vinegar on him.

[CrustClock]

pour vinegar into his disc slot!

[NesquikClock]

Try to open the smaller door with your knife and if you succeed flash with your torch into the room.

[percussivepenguin]

tell beatnik snake to go through and see if the robot lets him pass.

[Munglai]

You offer the robot your moustache in exchange for entry. He accepts the moustache but still won't let you through because he's a dick. You have to say he's looking pretty rad now though.


You splash him with vinegar to get your own back.
"AAH!" he says "JUST A MOMENT."

His front slides open to reveal a heap of disks inside his torso. He fishes out a disk labelled "outrage" and inserts it into his chest slot.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING NOW I SMELL LIKE COCKING CHIPS YOU SHITTING FUCK ARSE." he says, then he ejects the disk and returns it to his torso cupboard.


You sing "My First, My Last, My Everything".

"THAT'S VERY NICE." says the robot "BUT I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO BE UNWOOABLE."

You can't find a way to open the smaller door so you try to prise it open with your breadknife.

"NICE TRY MORGAN." says the robot "BUT ONLY I CAN OPERATE THESE DOORS. THEY'RE ELECTRONIC AND STUFF."

[Alazar]

Go back to the other room and save Morgan.exe to one of the floppy discs you have. Then come back and insert the disc into his chest slot.

[StrangeClock]

Switch the labels on the "beat" and "strip" discs, and if that's possible, offer the robot the disc now labelled "beat".