Morgan Quest 64

[camoclock is a great man]

Head right and ask assistance of Freddie Mercury and Bjork.

Or try to use the jam bomb to  summon Pearl Jam.

[Sword]

Ask the robot a really complex question that might overload his robot brain.

[CaramelAppleClock]

Ask the robot a really complex question that might overload his robot brain.

a paradox

[Munglai]

You craftily switch the labels on the two disks, initiating some kind of awesome close up first persion viewpoint.



You hand the newly labelled disk to the robot.

"WHAT'S THIS." he says, taking it "BEAT EH. YES I THINK YOU COULD DO WITH A GOOD THOROUGH BEATING HA HA."
He inserts it into his disk slot.

"NOW PREPARE TO FACE MY MOST DEADLY FORM!"

He begins to transform(ers: robot in disguise)!
"HA HA HA" he laughs.
There are mechanical whirrs and clicks as he reassembles and then-
KABLAMMO!

"WHAT!!" says the robot as he tears off his shirt "NO! CAN'T... STOP... GIRATING HIPS!"

"YOU TRICKED ME! Hey there buddy want a lap dance? DAMN YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!


The robot is more or less imobilised.

[Steve]

Take his tie for if you need a disguise or choking stuff.

[StrangeClock]

I don't like holding grudges. Stuff a dollar in his g-string.

[Munglai]

You take the robot's oversized tie.

You don't have any money yet but you make a mental note to stuff a dollar in his G-string as soon as you find some.

[camoclock is a great man]

Ask him to rub his chest on the door on the left,it might open it.

[BobbyClock]

Take the Robots moustache.

[Alazar]

Ask him to open both doors. If he doesn't then tell him you've also got a gayporn disk. That ought to convince him.

[BinaryClock]

Get Morgon.exe from the computer, put it on the disk, and insert yourself into the robot.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Ask the robot for a lapdance, then, if he says yes, get the beatnik snake to short-circuit the electronic door while the robot's occupied. If he says no, then get the snake to tap "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!" in Morse code on the wall in the previous room. While the robot runs to see what's going on, grab the lobster and slice the door open with its awesome space-lobster claws. If it has a shield, Tell it to turn off the shield with Narrator Voice #1. If the robot doesn't heed the snake's warning, trade the Metal Barbie for access to the next room.

[PentagramClock]

Get the robot to let you in either of the rooms now.


Bump.

[Munglai]

Ask the robot for a lapdance, then, if he says yes, get the beatnik snake to short-circuit the electronic door while the robot's occupied. If he says no, then get the snake to tap "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!" in Morse code on the wall in the previous room. While the robot runs to see what's going on, grab the lobster and slice the door open with its awesome space-lobster claws. If it has a shield, Tell it to turn off the shield with Narrator Voice #1. If the robot doesn't heed the snake's warning, trade the Metal Barbie for access to the next room.

I'm glad you sent me a private message to tell me to read this post or I would have missed out on all the laffs ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

Also the robot is imobilised, not at your command so telling him to do stuff isn't going to get you anywhere aaaand you don't have a blank disk to save morgan.exe onto so that plan is a failure too. I'll get on doing this stuff visually in a while ok.

[Pube OReilly]

Sit underneath the button and ask for a lap dance, so that while gyrating at you he might interact with the button

[camoclock is a great man]

Steal the Bot's disks.

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Why are you lot trying to command the robot?  He said it was immobilised, not under Morgan's control.

[NesquikClock]

Are there other exits than those 2 doors?

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Tie one end of the rope to the robot and take the other end of the rope into the next room.

[MSPaintClock]

wait for robot to be off work and repeatedly ask it out