Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[Flounderpa]

Inject some voimt in the heart

[LambdaClock]

take the billyclub

[Professor Lord Remmington]

Snort the vomit

[BootClock]

I'm ecstatic to see this back.

Also, what catclock said.

[Topcatyo]

-Check under the toilet cover (you know, where you wiggle shit around to make it flush again).

[Munglai]

You do what CatClock said.


Then you RUN to the kitchen.

Elton John is here. He appears to be looking for something.

[EnglishClock]

See what's in the fridge

[TwistClock]

Shove the Spatula in the toaster

[INoodleClock]

Buttsecks.

[BunnyClock]

Ask him what he's looking for then slap him with the spatula

[Topcatyo]

Arrest Elton John

[Munglai]

that tuxedo sure makes Keith's arms look short huh

[Professor Lord Remmington]

remove Eltons arms with the spactula and use them to extend your own.

[Kombucha]

Take the spatula, then ask what Elton John is looking for, then look in the refrigerator, freezer, microwave, oven, and behind the doors under the sink to find evidence/useful things/what Elton John is looking for. Then take the sandwich or whatever it is on the plate behind Elton John.

Also tell Elton John not to leave the room because he's a SUSPECT and you need to interrogate him.

[PowerGloveClock]

Take the spatula, then ask what Elton John is looking for, then look in the refrigerator, freezer, microwave, oven, and the doors under the sink to find evidence/useful things/what Elton John is looking for. Then take the sandwich or whatever it is on the plate behind Elton John.

Also tell Elton John not to leave the room because he's a SUSPECT and you need to interrogate him.

beat down elton john with the nightstick

[HitchhikerClock]

Grab the spatula and hit Elton John with it, saying that you don't respect him as a musician.

[PowerGloveClock]

make elton john do inappropriate things with the spatula to get some answers out of him

[Kombucha]

Take the spatula, then ask what Elton John is looking for, then look in the refrigerator, freezer, microwave, oven, and behind the doors under the sink to find evidence/useful things/what Elton John is looking for. Then take the sandwich or whatever it is on the plate behind Elton John.

Also tell Elton John not to leave the room because he's a SUSPECT and you need to interrogate him.

Quoting this for the next page because these are good suggestions.

[Loki Clock]

Tell Elton John he's been a bad boy.

[Munglai]

oh maaan I'm so tiredd d  d