Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[Munglai]

You are rock legend Keith Richards.

You are in a space somewhere in the world. You are aware of various shapes and colours around you as well as a few sounds that are flying about like seagulls.

You shake your head a little to unblur your vision as the various liquids and solids you injected into yourself earlier begin to wear off. Looking around you come to realise that you're in some kind of bathroom.

You have no idea what bathroom it is or why you are there. You decide that your best option is to go and find Mick and see if he knows what's going on.

[Kodiakclock]

Piss

[ActionClock]

Before leaving to find mick, gather things you can use from the bathroom for later on, like the towel, soap, toilet paper, plunger, it will all come in handy eventually

[Steve]

Look in the mirror to see if michael barrymore did murder the man in his pool.

[Sandiskman]

Splash water on your pants so it looks like you wet yourself teehee.
Open the door.

[VCRClock]

Go and find Mick and see if he knows what's going on.

But if you're going to puke, you might as well get that out of the way, and Douglas Adams says you should probably grab the towel.

[Munglai]

Back in a tick you guys!!!!

[PaperClipClock]

get out ANY WAY BUT THE DOOR!
That's just what they expect...

[CrustClock]

A new adventure! ^__^

[RubiksClock]

Check stats and equipment.

[peyoteclock]

use the toilet paper to roll up and smoke whatever you have on hand.

[Slash]

se wuts behind te dor

[Topcatyo]

Snort your father.

[Munglai]

You rummage about in your pockets and find a human heart that I forgot to draw. Then you take the soap, toilet roll and towel

And head out through the door.

You find yourself in a corridor lined with framed gold records. Ahead you can hear the hubub of people having a good time.

You would snort your father but it's not the kind of thing you can do twice in one day.

Stats:
Speed: 1
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 0
Health: Mysteriously infinite
Ability to rock out: 999999999 (but no guitar at hand)

Equipment:
Human heart, toilet roll, hand towel, soap, empty syringe.

[VCRClock]

Head towards the Good Time.

[DillClock]

rape the cactus

[FileCabinetClock]

steal the gold records, arm yourself with the cactus, and continue down the hallway

[BinaryClock]

Examine records.

If not yours, use the soap to write something inappropriate on them.

Then head towards Good Time.

[Topcatyo]

Use the Golden Records to make a flying saucer video and then send it to a news station.

[Kaijuclock]

read the gold records then stick the syringe in the cactus and pull out the water, and inject it into the heart