Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[Munglai]

You get an acid flashback and somehow convince yourself that Stevie Wonder's corn-rows are in fact lines of cocaine, and the lamp is your dead grandfather re-incarnated into a tube of toothpaste.

Hey, son, the drugs will come into the story very soon so just you wait!

[AbsintheClock]

Hey, son, the drugs will come into the story very soon so just you wait!

Why wait?

[LuxenbergClock]

give stevie wonder a blowjob and rub his own semen into his eyes granting him the miracle of renewed sight thus gaining stevie's friendship and sexual love

[MSPaintClock]

lick out of his martini thing like a cat, a rock and roll cat.

[Topcatyo]

If you want to chat with Stevie you'll have to be a bit more specific about what you say!

Talk to him about movies.

[Munglai]

Why wait?

Because my plan is super smart.


You stick your tongue into Stevie's glass and lap up his beverage. It turns out he was drinking washing up liquid. While licking his glass clean, your tongue comes upon a novelty ice cube with a fly inside, which you sneakily nick.

You strike up a conversation with Stevie about The Karate Kid Part 3. He gives you one of his souvenir Karate Kid headbands because he's a nice guy and tells you "katas don't win tournaments Mr. Laruso".

[Kodiakclock]

Take off your pants

[Hershey]

Steal his glasses.

[Not An Alt Clock]

Take off your pants.

[CaramelAppleClock]

Take off your pants.
Then watch his reaction

[Munglai]

Keith Richards can barely walk let alone take off his trousers.

[Kodiakclock]

Keith Richards can barely walk let alone take off his trousers.

his trousers fall off then

[Steve]

Ask where you can come in the possession of a guitar.

[Topcatyo]

Say goodbye to Steven, and head out the door.

[EtchASketchClock]

/get ye flask

[ProzacClock]

Say goodbye to Steven, and head out the door.

Don't forget to thank him for the pleasent converstaion you two just had.

[ActionClock]

put on the headband, and steal stevie's sunglasses before leaving.

[Topcatyo]

Don't forget to thank him for the pleasent converstaion you two just had.

Yes, and thank him for the headband.

[THE HELVETICA SCENARIO]

Thank him and then ask Stevie where he thinks he is.

[VCRClock]

Steal his glasses.

Doing this would result in premature death caused by direct exposure to Stevie Wonder's laser eye beams.