Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[RubiksClock]

Plug the unplugged plug nearby.

Then look real pretty as the result takes place. Even if it is probably a lamp.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Scream "YO SOY EL FUEGO".

[SpinningCubeClock]

Butseks stevie.

[AbsintheClock]

Watch out for those coconut trees!

[ActionClock]

throw the soap at stevie to see if he flinches, proving he's been lying all this time!!!!

[Kodiakclock]

Do the hustle

[Soup Clock]

Choke him to death with the headband and steal his outfit as a disguise.  Then head out the back door.

Don't forget to hide the body.

[salt]

Cut open the cactus and hide the body in there.

Do it.

[Munglai]

You put on the super-awesome headband. You've acquired +2 strength and the crane kick ability!
You ask Stevie where you are but all he knows is that it's a party and Prince drove him here on his moped. You ask him where you could get a guitar but Stevie only knows the location of pianos. He has a guy at home who can guide him to drum kits but he can't locate any other instruments without him.

You take his sunglasses. Fortunately he has some other sunglasses underneath or you'd be in trouble.
Then you thank him and head outside.

You are in a poorly drawn garden. A path leads back to the house to or over to the pool where you can hear a hubbub. Mick Jagger is here barbequeing, but not very well.

P.S. Mick is harder to draw than Keith.

[Munglai]

Stats:
Speed: 1
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 0
Health: Mysteriously infinite
Ability to rock out: 999999999 (but no guitar at hand)

Equipment:
Human heart full of water, toilet roll, hand towel, soap, empty syringe, bandana, sunglasses

Abilities:
Crane Kick

[SensuClock]

BBQ the heart until it explodes, but wear the glasses to protect you, then crane kick something.

[SockpuppetClock]

Ask Mick what's cooking

[AbsintheClock]

You should keep them flamingos. Never know when you need a plastic flamingo.

[Munglai]

Put the headband on mick so he can see what he's cooking

I'm sure he can see fine without it!

You put the heart on the barbeque.

However, Mick makes you take it off before it explodes, leaving you with a heart full of hot water.

You demonstrate your Crane Kick on a tree


Mick is right impressed.

The power of your kick dislodges a kite from the branches of the tree and it floats down and lands in a bush. You take it with you.

You also take the plastic flamingos because you're a thief.

You ask Mick what's cooking.

He says "sausages".

[SpinningCubeClock]

Put face on barbecue.

[ActionClock]

take the sausages, and put the sunglasses on

[Kaijuclock]

eat the human heart, thats something keith would do right?

[AbsintheClock]

Switch the flamingos with the sausages. Mick won't know the difference and you might get hungry.

[Kodiakclock]

SHOE ON HEAD

[Steve]

Ask him to teach you the Burning Meat Attack.