Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[AbsintheClock]

You mentioned a buffet. You should set it up so that Elton John eats the undercooked sausage and gets food poisoning.

[OvenmittClock]

You mentioned a buffet. You should set it up so that Elton John eats the undercooked sausage and gets food poisoning.

yeah, when he does steal his hat

[Kodiakclock]

have sex with a random off screen groupie

[Munglai]

have sex with a random off screen groupie

[Marlin Clock]

Try to borrow Ringo's Yellow Submarine to find the octopus's "garden" in the sea.
Use Ringo as its captain, of course, Keith'd just crash it.

[CrustClock]

I don't understand, if this is just a celebrity party where's the peril or adventure?

[BinaryClock]

I don't understand, if this is just a celebrity party where's the peril or adventure?

We have yet to find the peril. ONWARD INTO THE UNKNOWN.

[MSPaintClock]

Leave Elton John and Ringo Starr alone, Elton is clearly trying to score with Ringo here. Move on over to the buffet to come back to the pool later.

[Topcatyo]

I don't know about you but I'd totally pick Stevie over Elton.

I would have too, but he's way back hitting on that lamp, and I'm not sure Keith Richards feels like going back there.

[Maltese]

use the crane kick-strut combo, merge into one!

[Munglai]

Mick uses his strut ability and while Elton's distracted by his ridiculous arms you nick his hat.


You tell Ringo and Elton of your plan to play David Bowie an awesome song for his birthday but they laugh and tell you that the gift giving has already been done and almost everyone played him an awesome song because David Bowie has everything in the world and playing awesome songs is all that rock stars know how to do. They tell you that all that's left now is for Bowie to give a glamorous birthday speech.

JUST AT THAT VERY MOMENT a gong rings from inside the house. Elton and Ringo explain that it's to signal the start of Bowie's speech and you and Mick follow them inside.

You're back in this here room. Stevie Wonder and Adam Ant are here as well as Elton, Ringo and Mick who accompanied you back here. Bowie apparently isn't showing himself until the rest of the party guests turn up.


Equipment:
Human heart full of hot water, toilet roll, hand towel, soap, empty syringe, bandana, sunglasses, kite, burnt sausage, dangerously undercooked sausage, plastic flamingo, berries, straw hat.
(from now on I'll only post your statistics and abilities if they've changed or something).

[Maltese]

put the heart in the plastic flaming, give the bandana and then the straw hat, stick the sausages in there for some reason, with the berries and the toilet roll, then stick the needle into stevie wonder and inject his blood into the plastic flamingo, then preform a satanic chant.

[Topcatyo]

Rat tail Elton John with either the hand towel or his towel.
And offer everyone a bite of the undercooked sausage (without you taking a bite).

[Munglai]

put the heart in the plastic flaming, give the bandana and then the straw hat, stick the sausages in there for some reason, with the berries and the toilet roll, then stick the needle into stevie wonder and inject his blood into the plastic flamingo, then preform a satanic chant.

That's dumb!

[MSPaintClock]

It seems everyone forgot what Keith Richards is trying to do in this adventure. Also, ask Adam Ant if he has a guitar with him.

[Munglai]

It seems everyone forgot what Keith Richards is trying to do in this adventure. Also, ask Adam Ant if he has a guitar with him.

Does Keith have anything specific to do at the moment?

[Maltese]

Breakdance.

[Munglai]

You ask Adam Ant if he has a guitar you could borrow, while making sure to call him Billy idol whenever possible. He tells you that he brought one with him but he leant it to Gene Simmons earlier and he hasn't seen him around for a while.

Suddenly everything goes black.

For a moment you think you're dead but then you remember you're Keith Richards. There's the sound of scurrying feet, outcries from various people, a scream, a crash and a "daamnn" from Stevie Wonder and then the lights flick back on.

Mick Jagger has been stabbed!

Everyone gasps in shock, apart from Stevie who doesn't know what's going on and wanders off to get another drink. Their expressions probably do change but I couldn't be bothered to redraw all the faces.


"I'm sergeant John Cleese of the celebrity police service, special flying squad!" says John Cleese, appearing as if from nowhere.
"Flying Cleese of the Yard!?" exclaims Ringo.
"Shut up!" quoth Cleese, smacking Ringo smartly about the head with his truncheon.

"We arrived as soon as we heard," he continues "Fortunately, with the help of these eyes in by head, I can conclude that both the body and the murder weapon are in the vicinity and fingering the criminal should be a simple case of-"

The lights go out once more.

"Ah.." says Cleese. "Under these new circumstances I will be calling all celebrity police officers into this mansion for further inspection and will ask that no one leave the house and none of you here leave this really long room until we can relocate the murder weapon and examine it for finger prints."

[camoclock is a great man]

RECONSTRUCT THE MURDER

[Munglai]

RECONSTRUCT THE MURDER

Not a smart plan with John Cleese around.
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