Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[VCRClock]

read the gold records then stick the syringe in the cactus and pull out the water, and inject it into the heart

I like this idea.

[Kodiakclock]

scratch your balls on the cactus cause you have a horrible case of crabs.

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

You would snort your father but it's not the kind of thing you can do twice in one day.

Damn.

[PropagandaClock]

try to overdose
HAH.

Nah but sniff something

[Munglai]

Hey guys I'm in a Skype conversation so I can't do too much right now but I'll get back to you some time ok!!

[FileCabinetClock]

inject yourself with some air

[VCRClock]

inject yourself with some air

this would result in the bends

I would not recommend getting the bends voluntarily

[RubiksClock]

Use the toilet roll to mash up the soap and the human heart, and when squishy, put within syringe. Inject syringe wherever possible and then read the records.

[Hamsa Clock]

Eat the cactus.

[Sandiskman]

this would result in the bends

*death

[Munglai]

You squint at one of the gold records.

According to the little label, it belongs to David Bowie. You can't take it because it's behind glass and firmly attached to the wall. You can't write on it with soap because that's just dumb. Soap? What?


Using your syringe, you suck some water from the cactus and inject it into the heart for some reason, creating a kind of fleshy water bottle.

You stash it away carefully so as not to spill any.

You head right.

You come upon a sliding glass door leading out into a large garden. From outside you can hear people chatting and smell burning sausages. The corridor continues to the right leading to a fancy looking staircase. Stevie Wonder is standing nearby, talking intimately with a lamp.

[AbsintheClock]

Electrocute yourself with the cord from the lamp before your heart stops, and don't forget to take some coke while you do it.

[Kidney BeanClock]

Grab the lamp for a weapon (Stevie Wonder doesn't need it) and continue right

[peyoteclock]

unplug the lamp and tell stevie his friend is DEAD. DEAD and you KILLED him.

[Topcatyo]

lmao, Stevie Wonder's talking to the lamp.
Chat with Stevie Wonder for a bit.

[VCRClock]

I'd say "give Stevie Wonder a high-five," but that probably wouldn't work out too well.

[Munglai]

You unplug the lamp and tell Stevie Wonder that you killed his friend dead. Stevie just laughs and waves his head about a bit.

You're impressed by his brave attitude and so you high-five him.

[Topcatyo]

God I love these drawings.
Anyway, add Stevie Wonder to your inventory.

[Munglai]

You unplug the lamp and tell Stevie Wonder that you killed his friend dead. Stevie just laughs and waves his head about a bit.

You're impressed by his brave attitude and so you high-five him.

If you want to chat with Stevie you'll have to be a bit more specific about what you say!

[AbsintheClock]

You get an acid flashback and somehow convince yourself that Stevie Wonder's corn-rows are in fact lines of cocaine, and the lamp is your dead grandfather re-incarnated into a tube of toothpaste.