100 reasons not to visit Hell

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21 in hell russia isn't the opposite of everything.

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22. In hell, when you finally get around to doing laundry , you realize there are no quarters in hell.

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23: It smells bad

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24. None of your friends are in Hell except that one irritating kid who just tags along everywhere you go and won't stop talking about Star Trek.

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25. In Hell, the only movies they have at the movie theater star Ben Affleck.

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26. The showers are always way too hot, or way too cold, but never how you want it at the time.

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27.  In Hell, someone always shits in the pool.  Always.

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29. There is no way to tell what time it is.

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30. You have no eyelids and are stuck in a room with two other cunts and can't sleep or look at yourself in the mirror and there's a buzzer and a door but neither one can be trusted to work and you spend eternity being judged by the Others OH NO EXISTENTIALISM!!!!!!!!!#$#@R!#$#r3t

31. You are roommates with Jean-Paul Sartre and all he ever does is complain about how this isn't the way he imagined hell and it isn't supposed to exist in the first place and smoke Gauloises in your face.

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30. The only sodas are Mr. Pibb, and diet ginger ale.

31. Somebody keeps fucking with the numbers

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32. In Hell, your credit card is always overcharged.

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34. There is no such thing as google -- only ask jeeves.

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35 in hell, penis penis penis penis

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36. In hell, you don't know you need to use the bathroom until you already have. Also, there are no bathrooms.

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30. The only sodas are Mr. Pibb, and diet ginger ale.

Sadly, that's what I find myself drinking right here on Earth.

I'd be more afraid of TaB.

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37. In Hell, you can only get the 30-day trial of Flash, and it keeps shutting down, and of course you always forget to save.

38. In Hell, each answer must be in the form of a question.

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39. In Hell, the only jokes are people repeating 4Chan memes.
And everyone but you thinks they're hilarious.

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40 in hell, invariably you are a furry...and over time you begin to like it.

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41. In Hell there's shit all over the place, and if you try to clean off your seat or sit down somewhere where there isn't any shit, as soon as you sit down you find that you've sat in the biggest shitpile of all.

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42. In Hell, the only currency is Pesos. And, of course, you don't have any.

Well, you actually do, but your wallet is the love child of Harry Potter's Monster Book of Monsters, so if you reach into it, it bites you.