If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

[Munglai]

I would have the ability to grow my head hair and facial hair at will

[AnchorClock]

Super Adhesive Jizz.

[Munglai]

Super Adhesive Jizz.

Worst power ever!

[BinaryClock]

Cola vision.

[AnchorClock]

Worst power ever!

Ok wait, How about penis laser or an Ass cannon.

[AlbinoClock]

I would have the ability to turn gold into salt water.

[WasabiClock]

I would have the power to have all the powers that i want

[BinaryClock]

I would have the power to have all the powers that i want

IMPRACTICAL

Ok wait, How about penis laser or an Ass cannon.

If you like shopping for pants, go for it.

[ToadClock]

I would have the ability to turn gold into salt water.

SIDECKICK.





Crappy Disney movie reference.

[UnrealClock]

I would have the power to have all the powers that i want

Well that just isn't impractical at all now is it. In fact that's about as practical as you can get.

[patriotclock]

Turn into a black guy and then after sex turn white. So all the girls will be like omg your dick isn't 12 feet? And I would go yea sorry it's only 11

[SnakeClock]

I would be able to change the colour of my clothing.

[EtchASketchClock]

Totally the power to enlarge my penis whenever I wanted.

[UnrealClock]

The ability to shrink anything, but no such counterpart to enlarge anything but Raisins.

[FlossClock]

I would have the power to change babies into high-quality bongs.

[Nightmare Clock]

To shoot lasers from my fingers!

..Laser-pointer office type lasers that is.
No lethal ones.

[Finland Clock]

I would have the power to make my toe nails to grow.

[AnchorClock]

I would have taser fingers!

[PossumClock]

I could make every hair move in whatever direction i want them to. And yes, i have thought this one out for a while. That, and eyes that can see through aluminum foil.

[Munglai]

To shoot lasers from my fingers!

..Laser-pointer office type lasers that is.
No lethal ones.

That would be pretty awesome.