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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

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Silly Putty Clock

#360
June 29, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
Quote from: clammo;1829349this is a thread about fuck you

this is a thread about North America
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Topcatyo

#361
June 29, 2011, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1829350this is a thread about North America
[video=youtube;ms2klX-puUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/video]

Silly Putty Clock

#362
June 29, 2011, 10:11:35 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829402[video=youtube;ms2klX-puUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/video]

Awesome, I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.
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Silly Putty Clock

#363
June 29, 2011, 10:51:58 PM
I want the power to extrude licorice from my nostrils like play-doh.
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Marlin Clock

#364
June 29, 2011, 11:21:42 PM
The power to make a computer's connection speed slower than it usually is.

Topcatyo

#365
June 30, 2011, 03:03:42 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1829436The power to make a computer's connection speed slower than it usually is.
I swear I have this ability.

WrenchClock

#366
June 30, 2011, 05:21:37 AM
The ability to literally shit a brick

Silly Putty Clock

#367
June 30, 2011, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: topcatyo;1829447I swear I have this ability.

In real life I have the superpower of making things break when I touch them so that my hands get all cut up.
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OcarinaClock

#369
July 03, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
the ability to swallow mouthfuls of cinnamon with no hydration.
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Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Lump Clock

#370
July 03, 2011, 02:17:51 PM
I would have the power to talk to insects.

Sinister Clock

#371
July 03, 2011, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1829655I would have the power to talk to insects.

This is a very common ability.

AstronautClock

#372
July 03, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
the power to control matter but only in the year 1989

miracle fruit

#373
July 03, 2011, 04:47:54 PM
i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun

Silly Putty Clock

#374
July 03, 2011, 05:53:00 PM
The power to develop a rash at will, but be completely unable to will it away once it's there.
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WrenchClock

#375
July 04, 2011, 02:17:52 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1829662i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun

Up to a maximum of two eyeballs

miracle fruit

#376
July 04, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1829699Up to a maximum of two eyeballs

i also want a really big head that can store oodles of eyeballs

Topcatyo

#377
July 04, 2011, 10:11:29 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1829662i want to be able to shoot eyeballs out of my face like a machine gun
I could swear some guy was doing that in Tokyo Gore Police. I wasn't watching it because I was playing on the computer but it was on the TV in the room and that's what it looked like out of the corner of my eye.
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