If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

[Slurpee]

clam's right.
the clock crew wasn't even a concept until orangeclock showed up.

if the sbc account didn't exist, it doesn't necessarily follow that the loose aggregate of silly kids that comprised the clock crew in the early days wouldn't have assembled and formed a 90% similar group, just that it probably wouldn't be called "the clock crew".

it's like saying amerigo vespucci was one of the founding fathers of the united states and the u.s. should therefore be a nation of italian explorers.

[MentosClock]

This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.

[DigitalLemonClock]

check out my absolute interpretation of the past yall

[DWARFINATORclock]

clam's right.
the clock crew wasn't even a concept until orangeclock showed up.

if the sbc account didn't exist, it doesn't necessarily follow that the loose aggregate of silly kids that comprised the clock crew in the early days wouldn't have assembled and formed a 90% similar group, just that it probably wouldn't be called "the clock crew".

it's like saying amerigo vespucci was one of the founding fathers of the united states and the u.s. should therefore be a nation of italian explorers.

More recently evidence has appeared showing that in fact it was the Chinese Admiral Cheng Ho who discovered America in 1421.

[DWARFINATORclock]

This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.

SBC technically didn't start anything.

[DWARFINATORclock]

It was actually the vikings in the 1000s

columbus in 1492 discovered some of the caribbean islands such as Hispanola. there is john cabot who discovered the east coast of america. vikings under lief ericson were probably in newfoundland around 1000 A D. there is evidence that the chinese were on the west coast around 800 A D and even some evidence that Irish monks were in america as early as 600A D. take your pick.

[RobClock]

raise your hand if you even ever talked to orange once in your life

I am in no way disagreeing with you, but you don't have to be such a smug fuck about it either.

You're right because you're right, not because you've stuck around for the better half of the last decade.

[DWARFINATORclock]

SBC technically didn't start anything.

[21:08:10] [15:02]   DWARFINATOR   sbc technically didnt start anything
[21:08:13] what do you mean dwarf?
[21:08:18] <&clammo> he means that
[21:08:23] <&clammo> orange and rasp started the clockcrew
[21:08:26] <&clammo> sbc didnt do anything
[21:08:28] <~DWARFINATOR> yes
[21:08:44] really? didn't know that
[21:08:48] <~DWARFINATOR> sbc has never done anything
[21:08:51] <&clammo> sbc has never been active at any point in time since the clockcrew started
[21:08:56] <&clammo> coolboyman stopped in once in a while
[21:08:58] <&clammo> but thats it
[21:09:06] <&clammo> he's never been an active member of the clockcrew
[21:09:07] <&clammo> never

[EtchASketchClock]

This is definitely going off topic, but this is basically the origin of the Clock Crew:
[U2]GA8z7f7a2Pk&[/U2]
SBC technically started the group, but if the first couple followers hadn't have supported him and made what he was doing look cool then he would just be some crazy guy dancing by himself.

Play that video in reverse and you'll get the current state of the Clock Crew.

[Sombra]

[21:08:10] [15:02]   DWARFINATOR   sbc technically didnt start anything
[21:08:13] what do you mean dwarf?
[21:08:18] <&clammo> he means that
[21:08:23] <&clammo> orange and rasp started the clockcrew
[21:08:26] <&clammo> sbc didnt do anything
[21:08:28] <~DWARFINATOR> yes
[21:08:44] really? didn't know that
[21:08:48] <~DWARFINATOR> sbc has never done anything
[21:08:51] <&clammo> sbc has never been active at any point in time since the clockcrew started
[21:08:56] <&clammo> coolboyman stopped in once in a while
[21:08:58] <&clammo> but thats it
[21:09:06] <&clammo> he's never been an active member of the clockcrew
[21:09:07] <&clammo> never

I pick the best IRC names.

[Slurpee]

I picked amerigo verpucci because the continents were named after him and he layed the brickwork for the european colonization that ultimately resulted in the current sovereign nations it's not meant to be a perfect or historically accurate metaphor jesus
also I came up with it as I was late for the bus

[DWARFINATORclock]

I picked amerigo verpucci because the continents were named after him and he layed the brickwork for the european colonization that ultimately resulted in the current sovereign nations it's not meant to be a perfect or historically accurate metaphor jesus
also I came up with it as I was late for the bus

its forgiven but not forgotten

[MentosClock]

SBC technically didn't start anything.

Yeah, we are arguing the same thing. When I said that "SBC technically started the group", I meant only to the extent that he was the first person submitting flash with the word 'clock' in his name. But he's not the one who actually formed the group.

My Social Psychology prof showed that video to the class, and argued that the 2nd and 3rd people who joined in were more important than the 1st person. And then you guys were all like "orange and rasp are more important than Strawberry" and I was all like "hey, that reminds me of something that I learned in school! I should post it so that I look smart in a very superficial way!"

[DWARFINATORclock]

Yeah, we are arguing the same thing. When I said that "SBC technically started the group", I meant only to the extent that he was the first person submitting flash with the word 'clock' in his name. But he's not the one who actually formed the group.

My Social Psychology prof showed that video to the class, and argued that the 2nd and 3rd people who joined in were more important than the 1st person. And then you guys were all like "orange and rasp are more important than Strawberry" and I was all like "hey, that reminds me of something that I learned in school! I should post it so that I look smart in a very superficial way!"

No one watched your vid.

[Slurpee]

I did

[Biggskoo]

*looks back at psychology degree hanging on office wall*
*sips beer*

[DWARFINATORclock]

*looks back at psychology degree hanging on office wall*
*sips beer*

why are you drinkin at work

[Biggskoo]

why aren't you

[AstronautClock]

No one watched your vid.

I added it to my favourites

[Silly Putty Clock]

No one watched your vid.

I watched it. Cool shit.

Also guys this is a goofy thread about impractical superpowers, quit being internet historian neckbeards.