If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

[SensuClock]

that's not a power, that's a handicap

Not if someone is showing you a picture if dead bunnies with a green tint.

[Bigglesnoots]

My power would be to spawn micro-dictionaries from my ears.

[ChimeClock]

The ability to see and read anything upside-down at will.

[camoclock is a great man]

The power to have my soup just right.

[Slash]

Not if someone is showing you a picture if dead bunnies with a green tint.

you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades

[Bigglesnoots]

you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades

sounds like good ol' colourblindness to me.
I think he meant the complete lack of the colour green.

[CD Clock]

The power to turn any sort of reading material into one of those free bibles.


But if I got to choose I would bring inanimate objects to life because I could have like little rock friends that would follow me around.

[SensuClock]

you'd still see it, it just wouldn't be green, but grey
even when you can't see colours you can still see different shades

Thats normal color blindness your thinking of, this is SuperColorBlindness.

[Bigglesnoots]

Thats normal color blindness your thinking of, this is SuperColorBlindness.

oi that's what I said!

[BassDrum]

i woud have the ability to turn diamonds into COAL!

[A12]

The power to have my soup just right.

you have a point

[Lump Clock]

Maybe my power would be the ability to jump 25 feet into the air from a standing position and always land from high falls without harm.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Superhuman strength, endurance and durability, x-ray vision, laser eyes and flight.

[PirateClock]

Meat Vision

[SensuClock]

Ability not to be able to see the color blue.

[LuxenbergClock]

Maybe my power would be the ability to jump 25 feet into the air from a standing position and always land from high falls without harm.

that's really practical

[PossumClock]

Ability not to be able to see the color blue.

And all you could say would be combinations of the words "Aba", "di" and "die".

[BunnyClock]

The power to change any kind of turd into smelly chocolate. Also the power to generate a diamond on a completely random place on earth every five days! And the power to see people's dreams when they're sleeping! The power to change the direction in which a joint turns, imagine if i made you twist your arm in the wrong direction ahah. Also the power to eat nuclear waste without dying!

[A Clock]

The power to watch people eating without them realising, the power to piss on anything without any concequences or the power to make my hands smell funny when I feel like it.

[Lump Clock]

that's really practical

Lol for what?