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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Kombucha

How am I going to fit these balls in my mouth?

Kodiakclock

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Topcatyo

That was pretty damn good.
What game has a chapter skipping button?  Seriously?
Also, this is unrelated to Zero Punctuation, but that Drawn By Pain thing they advertise after his videos looks like the most horrible thing ever.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364591That was pretty damn good.
What game has a chapter skipping button?  Seriously?
Also, this is unrelated to Zero Punctuation, but that Drawn By Pain thing they advertise after his videos looks like the most horrible thing ever.

I tried watching it, but it was just too hard. I remember watching part of episode 2, and there was like... "You won't have sex with me... well lookie I have knife. I won't use it, but I like to show it to people while I look all serious." as Anime made gashes the size of his  arm through him, as the man staggered. STAGGERED! HE SHOULD BE DEAD!

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364591That was pretty damn good.
What game has a chapter skipping button?  Seriously?
Any game made by Valve?
QuoteAlso, this is unrelated to Zero Punctuation, but that Drawn By Pain thing they advertise after his videos looks like the most horrible thing ever.
It does look quite bad, but I think "Unforgotten Realms" is great.

Topcatyo

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364731Any game made by Valve?
Yeah, but you have to beat the chapters before you can skip to them, first.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1364787Yeah, but you have to beat the chapters before you can skip to them, first.
I was able to do that in Episode 2 without beating it first.
And for some reason when I started HL1 there was a gamefile with fully loaded weapons right at the final boss scene against the Nihilanth.

Topcatyo

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364801I was able to do that in Episode 2 without beating it first.
And for some reason when I started HL1 there was a gamefile with fully loaded weapons right at the final boss scene against the Nihilanth.
That's odd.  I had to "unlock" them and when I reinstalled the game I had to "unlock" them again :(

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364731It does look quite bad, but I think "Unforgotten Realms" is great.

Are you part of their forums? I looked at it, and it looks kind of dumb. You can do "online RP" which I imagine could get really lame, talk about Brawl in their 8000 threads, or swim through the gigantic number of noob threads about stupid shit that was said 2 threads down.

It's like a nerdy Clock Crew.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1364824Are you part of their forums? I looked at it, and it looks kind of dumb. You can do "online RP" which I imagine could get really lame, talk about Brawl in their 8000 threads, or swim through the gigantic number of noob threads about stupid shit that was said 2 threads down.

It's like a nerdy Clock Crew.
No, I just think the cartoon is funny. It's mostly a stupid-funny sort of thing, and I like it.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Praying Jestis;1364830No, I just think the cartoon is funny. It's mostly a stupid-funny sort of thing, and I like it.

Oh, of course! The cartoon is wonderful. Just the online community is a bunch of nerdy forum-noobs. It's like visiting Yahoo Answers.

Marlin Clock

I never visit other forums really, but I could see how that's possible.
I just watch it on The Escapist.

WreckingBallClock

Age of Conan

Giggle. I especially like how you can run around naked on an MMORPG that kids will still find a way to woo their mothers into buying.

Kombucha


Pixelated Knife Clock

Yahtzee is great, I do love his reveiws but mostly his illustrations, they show what he is saying oh so well...
A switchblade (also known as an automatic knife, switch, or in British English flick knife) is a type of knife with a folding or sliding blade contained in the handle which is opened by a spring when a button or lever on the grip is pressed.
 
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Flounderpa

I don't know if someone have the same problem but,I can hardly follow what he is saying
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Topcatyo

Quote from: HazardClock;1370265I don't know if someone have the same problem but,I can hardly follow what he is saying
I did have a bit of trouble understanding what he said in this one, but then again I was half asleep when I watched it at the time.

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I play Age of Conan :c



yeah it needs to be fixed up so badly lmao
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