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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1380692I'm comparing the boxarts and number 4 definitely looks like Spiderman 2.

Look like Piderman 2.


TequilaClock

Raising the ante, he makes a comment about tits in before watching.

EDIT: Well he kinda did, also the Spiderman box hits again now without blur.

TabascoClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386230Raising the ante, he makes a comment about tits in before watching.
Yeah, his tits jokes are starting to get REALLY predictable. But this episode was alright, it wasn't as predictable as Ninja Gaiden 2.

PoisonshroomClock

Quote from: Tabasco Clock;1386272Yeah, his tits jokes are starting to get REALLY predictable. But this episode was alright, it wasn't as predictable as Ninja Gaiden 2.

Probably only predictable because you know the most obvious flaws/quirks are going to get attention.

WreckingBallClock

Ok, he said that no one should take that list srsly.

TequilaClock

Quote from: StrawberryEye;1386864Ok, he said that no one should take that list srsly.
dear clockcrew, stop giving a fuck

<3 yahtzee

Kombucha

Braid

I didn't enjoy this one too much but dfggfdgfhg.

Topcatyo

Quote from: TequilaClock;1386876dear clockcrew, stop giving a fuck

<3 yahtzee
We should get Yahtzee to somehow mention the Clockcrew in a video of his.

Kombucha

Quote from: Topcatyo;1390425We should get Yahtzee to somehow mention the Clockcrew in a video of his.
Let's mass request that he review Clock Legends.

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Topcatyo

Quote from: Kombucha;1390426Let's mass request that he review Clock Legends.
Or we send him a bunch of requests for games to review and open all our e-mails with "Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal"

TequilaClock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1390431Or we send him a bunch of requests for games to review and open all our e-mails with "Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal"
Oh my god yes

Flounderpa

Quote from: TequilaClock;1390464Oh my god yes
there would be a glitch on the Matrix

For normal people this is the portal
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TabascoClock

This one was really funny, I do have a friend named Adrian, I feel like showing this one to him.

WreckingBallClock

One of my favorites actually. I'm glad to see he's gotten back into reviewing the game and pointing out flaws again, without first thinking of hilarity.

Marlin Clock

Since it seems he's willing to review XBLA games, we should see if we can get him to review Castle Crashers.

Pin Clock

I'm all up for a Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal message spam if you guys are.


This one was a great review.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1390754Since it seems he's willing to review XBLA games, we should see if we can get him to review Castle Crashers.

With all the hype its getting, he will anyway.

If not next week the week after.