Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[Kombucha]

This was a very funny review and one I agreed quite a lot with despite how delighted I am by Spore.

[SnakeClock]

Welp, young Yahtzee has reviewed the game we all thought he would.

[coalclock]

Hahaha great review yet again.

[WreckingBallClock]

Nope not suspicious.

Meh, the Castle Crasher part wasn't as good as I wanted to be.

[SnakeClock]

Nope not suspicious.

You're right, it's not. What's he got to talk about besides XBLA?

Meh, the Castle Crasher part wasn't as good as I wanted to be.

Neither was the Seinfeld finale, but then we wanted it to be the Moon landing.

[BunnyClock]

Nope not suspicious.

Meh, the Castle Crasher part wasn't as good as I wanted to be.

Seriously, do you honestly think any clock is talented enough to create something like yathzee's videos? Look at us, we are an uncreative pile of lazy shits

[SnakeClock]

Seriously, do you honestly think any clock is talented enough to create something like yathzee's videos? Look at us, we are an uncreative pile of lazy shits

Now now, Yahtzee's idea is simple enough for any of us to pull it off. None of us just thought of it first (or none of us can talk fast enough).

WreckingBall's tinfoilhatness is still pretty dumb, though; we have overwhelming evidence that SageClock is not British, not from Australia, does not have a British accent, does not look like Yahtzee in unaffiliated photographs, and does not own a fedora.

However, I own one, and I have facial hair like his and I'm about the same age. Maybe I'm Yahtzee!

[WreckingBallClock]

Nah, no one in the Clock Crew is Yahtzee.

<3 Yahtzee

Fix'd.

Also, when I said "Nope not suspicious." I meant that it looks like one of us could be Yahtzee. I'm not saying that one of us IS Yahtzee, and I'm not saying that it definitely has to be, I'm just making a clever remark at how easy it is to assume it.

None of us are probably Yahtzee, but it's not impossible that he's a lurker... :3





So guys, what game should we get him to review next?

[SnakeClock]

Fix'd.

You've got some nerve.

Also, when I said "Nope not suspicious." I meant that it looks like one of us could be Yahtzee. I'm not saying that one of us IS Yahtzee, and I'm not saying that it definitely has to be, I'm just making a clever remark at how easy it is to assume it.

None of us are probably Yahtzee, but it's not impossible that he's a lurker... :3

If he ever found us, he'd probably say to himself "What the hell is this shit?"

So guys, what game should we get him to review next?

Infinite Undiscovery.

[Slurpee]

It's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

[WreckingBallClock]

It's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Oh that makes sense. Has anyone played his game Trilby? Kind of fun. The RPG elements are shit, but it's a fun sneaky game for people that don't have enough money for a good one.


Hey remember that time in the Super Smash Bros review he said something about unlocking Bill Murray._poogle_

[SnakeClock]

It's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

A trilby is a fedora with a narrow brim. And I guess it's more chiefly British, so that's why he wears that instead.

[Topcatyo]

Zero Punctuation's review method isn't all that amazing or original, it's just done well.  If Yathzee's writing weren't as good or his sarcasm as biting or his speech slurred it wouldn't be as popular as it is now.

[Maltese]

Zero Punctuation's review method isn't all that amazing or original, it's just done well.  If Yathzee's writing weren't as good or his sarcasm as biting or his speech slurred it wouldn't be as popular as it is now.

are you complaining? it's amazingly well done, creating a hilariously well done product.

[Topcatyo]

are you complaining? it's amazingly well done, creating a hilariously well done product.

I'm not complaining, I was responding to this.  I love Zero Punctuation.

Now now, Yahtzee's idea is simple enough for any of us to pull it off. None of us just thought of it first (or none of us can talk fast enough).

[TremcladClock]

Mercenaries 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/231-Mercenaries-2

[SnakeClock]

Mercenaries 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/231-Mercenaries-2

"Have fun blowing up buildings, kids, but remember, it only counts as terrorism if the occupants are white."

[Marlin Clock]

I loved it.

[BunnyClock]

I liked this one

[coalclock]

Top points as always.