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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Topcatyo

Quote from: Drake Bell;1431873So what's up with that ending... ad? The phone calls... what was that all about?
He does a little extra skit from time to time at the end.

SnakeClock

Wow, he didn't tee off on Silent Hill Homecoming as harshly as I thought he would. I had heard that they improved the combat system of the game which would have completely ruined the idea, but apparently they didn't, and that was enough to rise this game above utter contempt and scorn from Yahtzee.

Il Duce

Any idea what font he uses? I'm doing an English presentation in my shitty version of his style.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Phantom Renegade;1433215Any idea what font he uses? I'm doing an English presentation in my shitty version of his style.

It looks like Arial Black to me.

PirateClock

gasp! according to yatzee Saints Row2>Gta4!

i haven't played Saints Row 2 but i did play 1 for a while and i thought it was shit.
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Maltese

Quote from: PirateClock;1436664gasp! according to yatzee Saints Row2>Gta4!

i haven't played Saints Row 2 but i did play 1 for a while and i thought it was shit.

Yatzee is always right; so clearly, saint's row 2 is better than GTAIV

Mashed Potato Johnson

Quote from: Maltese;1443006Yatzee is always right; so clearly, saint's row 2 is better than GTAIV

If you're looking for realism play GTA4. If you're looking for fun play Saints Row 2.
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PropagandaClock

A... game critique... who swears and, and.... and cusses at games?

:( I need a moment here...








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PirateClock

GASP! DUTCH LANGUAGE SPOTTED!

we truly are the lord of the internetz.
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Marlin Clock

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/420-Fallout-3

 I'd say this is basically a recommendation. I've definitely been having fun with it, but I've actually never had the thought to try and steal from people, just from random boxes and stuff.

Also I don't think he played the other fallouts either, because in Fallout 2 I stole from almost every person in the game and I still had Guardian of the Wastes class karma.

Kombucha

I thought the beginning was the best part.

Slash

I had a harder time understanding what he was saying than usual, it could be because of lack of sleep.

RomanClock

This review clinches it, you have to get this game.
I hope he does L4D next!
lemayo lol :soups:

Topcatyo

Quote from: Obroxious Groovebag;1451844I had a harder time understanding what he was saying than usual, it could be because of lack of sleep.
I did too, but only by the name Liam Leason (I think) and because the doorbell kept ringing so our new dog was barking at the door the whole time.

Kombucha

Quote from: Topcatyo;1451880I did too, but only by the name Liam Leason (I think) and because the doorbell kept ringing so our new dog was barking at the door the whole time.
Liam Neeson

Topcatyo

Quote from: Joey 1337;1451884Liam Neeson
I was close.