Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[SnakeClock]

"Yeah, it was pretty good."



That pretty much convinced me to scoop it up straight away.

Liam Neeson

My dad was his stand-in when he did K-19: The Widowmaker. There's a picture of them together downstairs. It's cool.

[Kombucha]

Guitar Hero: World Tour

[SockpuppetClock]

Hahaha the Deus Ex ending is ridiculous

[Topcatyo]

I never have a problem being the vocalist in Rock Band.
Doesn't mean I'll be good and I won't sing like Bob Dylan (on purpose), but still.

[TremcladClock]

Hahaha the Deus Ex ending is ridiculous

That was the best part of the whole video.

[Slurpee]

I never have a problem being the vocalist in Rock Band.
Doesn't mean I'll be good and I won't sing like Bob Dylan (on purpose), but still.

Yeah my friends and I actually argue over who should sing and we're pretty huge nerds.

[SnakeClock]

Big challenge: if you can't find a singer, get a mic stand and be the singer and guitarist at the same time! Go all Jack White on the game's ass!

Also, I just watched the Fable II review again for kicks and I still laugh my ass off when Yahtzee abruptly goes all rambly-cutesy at the end.

"They just try to distract from the flaws by going OH WOOK HE'S A DOGGY MASH UP HIS WIDDLE FACE AND Call him Chips."

[PirateClock]

Big challenge: if you can't find a singer, get a mic stand and be the singer and guitarist at the same time! Go all Jack White on the game's ass!

Also, I just watched the Fable II review again for kicks and I still laugh my ass off when Yahtzee abruptly goes all rambly-cutesy at the end.

"They just try to distract from the flaws by going OH WOOK HE'S A DOGGY MASH UP HIS WIDDLE FACE AND Call him Chips."

DID YOU KNOW THAT ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS! AND EKANS IS SNAKE! :O

[Poltergeist]

DID YOU KNOW THAT ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS! AND EKANS IS SNAKE! :O

what the fuck, man?!

[Kombucha]

Haunter is retnauh backwards.

[Poltergeist]

Haunter is retnauh backwards.

No it's not, that's crazy talk


You're fucking stupid

[Topcatyo]

Yeah, dipshit.
It's retnuah.

[zl]

Hahaha the Deus Ex ending is ridiculous

i loved it

[PoisonshroomClock]

Wow the GH:WT review was the best I've seen in a while!

[SnakeClock]

DID YOU KNOW THAT ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS! AND EKANS IS SNAKE! :O

Oh wait, it's "Char" like charred by fire and "Salamander" put together! I just got it!

Wow the GH:WT review was the best I've seen in a while!

He complains about Harmonix being douchebags about the Australian release of Rock Band, but isn't that a publishing decision that would have been left to EA? And everyone knows EA are bigger douchebags than any other game publisher you can name; this should be par for the course.

[UnrealClock]

And everyone knows EA are bigger douchebags than any other game publisher you can name.
I hate those HORRIBLE GAMES THEY PUBLISH. Like Need for Speed, Medal of Honor, The Sims, Battlefield and the later games in the Burnout and Command & Conquer series. Those damned bastards why would they even fucking think about letting people play those abominations. They should have just dropped funding and run. I hope Maxis can go to hell.

wait, what?

[SnakeClock]

I like putting puppies in cages and setting fire to them.

Don't put words in my mouth.

[TapedeckClock]

Don't put words in my mouth.

don't put mouths into my words.

[UnrealClock]

put cocks in my mouth.

Sure thing, Mr. Oceola.

[SnakeClock]

Sure thing, Mr. Oceola.

Who on earth is that?

By the way, you can make good games and still be a douchebag. In fact, it usually makes you more of a douchebag because you know you can dick around with people that want your games. When did I ever say EA publishes bad games? Hell, they published Rock Band.

Think before you post.