Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

[UnrealClock]

When did I ever say EA publishes bad games? Hell, they published Rock Band.

Think before you post.

haha.

I can't even imagine what you were thinking when you posted that.

think before you post

[SnakeClock]

haha.

I can't even imagine what you were thinking when you posted that.

[SIZE=1000000]I'M SO CLEVER I DON'T KNOW HOW I STAND IT SOMETIMES[/SIZE]

If Yahtzee really wanted to play it, it must have been good. Also, I've actually played it and can back that assessment.

Fine, they also published Mirror's Edge and all those other games you mentioned when you assumed that by "douchebags" I meant "gross incompetents".

Happy now?

[Topcatyo]

Rock Band is great fun.

[PirateClock]

Fine, they also published Mirror's Edge and all those other games you mentioned when you assumed that by "douchebags" I meant "gross incompetents".

Happy now?

that game sucked dick aswell.

[SnakeClock]

that game sucked dick aswell.

Yeah, but at least it was a pretty daring experiment, and it seems like the kind of game UnrealClock would go nuts over.

But around the 29th time I miss the fucking jump, I start to wonder what's so much fun about this. I hope Yahtzee reviews it at some point; he'll probably really sink his teeth into it.

[GearBoxClock]

EA didn't make a huge amount of good games for a while. Now their improving.

[RobClock]

Mirrors Edge

[Maltese]

I love yahtzee

[Maltese]

fyi rockband is just as bad as all the other rhythm based games. The only difference is that people think its cool because the controllers are molded into pieces of plastic which look like instruments.

EA published Left 4 Dead

[PirateClock]

EA published Left 4 Dead

aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

[Maltese]

aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

thank you pirate.

[coalclock]

aswell as: Black&White, Command and Conquer, Crysis, Mass Effect  and several other decent games.  I just thought it was funny that Snake mentioned Mirrors Edge and Rock Band as good games.

Don't forget any sports game worth playing.

[PirateClock]

Don't forget any sports game worth playing.

i didn't forget.

[coalclock]

i didn't forget.

:O


oh no you didn't

[Sombra]

AVGN is superior.

IN MY OPINION.

[WreckingBallClock]

AVGN is superior.

That was a funny joke.

[Sombra]

That was a funny joke.

If you take either of the seriously, you are a retard.

AVGN talks about games no-one cares about, acts like stringing together vulgarities is the height of comedy, and has some shitty self-made special effects in his videos that I'm guessing he thinks makes them more interesting.

Yahtzee is "IF IT'S MAINSTREAM OR RESEMBLES A FPS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT MADE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS," he consistently gets shit wrong about video games (pretty sure the tranq gun doesn't have unlimited ammo in MGS4 for example), and probably sucks ass at games based on some of the shit he says, like when he said he was constantly getting killed on medium in STALKER.

They should both be watched for entertainment, not for actual advice on purchasing games. If you want to find out whether a game is good, read up on it from a few serious video game magazines and then rent it at a video store.

[Marlin Clock]

Yahtzee is "IF IT'S MAINSTREAM OR RESEMBLES A FPS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT MADE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS," he consistently gets shit wrong about video games (pretty sure the tranq gun doesn't have unlimited ammo in MGS4 for example), and probably sucks ass at games based on some of the shit he says, like when he said he was constantly getting killed on medium in STALKER.

He reviewed STALKER: Clear Sky, that's a different game than the original.

[Slurpee]

If you take either of the seriously, you are a retard.

AVGN talks about games no-one cares about, acts like stringing together vulgarities is the height of comedy, and has some shitty self-made special effects in his videos that I'm guessing he thinks makes them more interesting.

Yahtzee is "IF IT'S MAINSTREAM OR RESEMBLES A FPS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT MADE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS," he consistently gets shit wrong about video games (pretty sure the tranq gun doesn't have unlimited ammo in MGS4 for example), and probably sucks ass at games based on some of the shit he says, like when he said he was constantly getting killed on medium in STALKER.

They should both be watched for entertainment, not for actual advice on purchasing games. If you want to find out whether a game is good, read up on it from a few serious video game magazines and then rent it at a video store.

u mad

[Sombra]

u mad

Don't make me pop you one, bro.