Reasons why you don't want to be adopted by patriotclock

[DNAClock]

If you are a clockfan eager to learn the amazing things of the clock crew and flash learn to pic your "clockfather" very damn well.
 
Usually anyone would go to the "adopt a clockling" thread and request to be adopted by an incredible example of an official clock and from there it would start a beautiful friendship based on learning and gay jokes but in the case of patriotclock this is not true... at all.
 
When you get adopted by patriotclock you will have to stand at least a week of constant gay innuendos and racial jokes, stuff like "hey bitch, ready to plug your webcam and show me your testicles?" or "u messcan piece of shit, you haven't mown my lawn". It is quite terrible, but then again if you are blinded by the love you have for the clockcrew this will not be a serious problem.
 
After that horrible week you should have your first lesson with patriot ("the incredibly amazing art of tweening lolicon") and you should realize that he is always online on msn and that he is probably overweight. Tweening is basic, very basic, but this somehow encourages you to keep learning... now there's a huge problem, you see, patriot tends to get drunk and stoned almost every day of the week and every time you request a lesson his response is "shut up bitch im fucking high" no kidding, so if you are lucky he will give you a second lesson ("Discovering the cheats and tricks of drawing rainbows with gradients") in about a month after the first lesson.
 
By this time you should realize that getting help from another clock is the best choice, in my case LotusClock, ZombieLincoln, VCRClock, Zen... well anyone who is not patriotclock (even the tutorials at the superflashbros webpage... yeah even there). Now, the problem comes when no one is there to help you, no one but patrioclock. Let's put an example: It's 3 am, you are synching the meat spin song to a great animation you just made but you just can't stop the song when you want to and... lotusclock is not there to explain you and you say: "well I could always ask patriot..."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WROOOOOOOONG!
 
Fucking wrong nigga! Asking him for help at 3 am is the fucking worst, it's the time he is horniest and he happens to be looking at latin gay porn at lloronas.com, so if you talk to him while he is touching himself he will:
a) Ask you to plug your webcam
b) Message you about 40 links to nasty gay videos of overweight puerto ricans eating canned corn and throwing it up after they go deep throat on their lovers...
 
Truly fucking tasteless.
 
I wish I could go on but this thread is already a boring wall of text and really... patriotclock doesn't deserve any more words, so, please choose your teachers wisely. THANKS!

[DNAClock]

By the way, all these facts can be confirmed by weenie roast who used to be his clockling too. He and I know how amazingly disturbed patriotclock is. In fact, I should ask for his collaboration to this thread.

[Slash]

tl;dr

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

[patriotclock]

In my own defense.

I am not fat.
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=65312

[DarkMatterClock]

oh my fuck, why did nobody tell me i could have all this awesomeness by just having him as my tutor...i'm so doing this

[DNAClock]

In my own defense.
 
I am not fat.
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=65312

You know that's the photo of one of your underage victims you sick fuck.

[patriotclock]

Tell them about how you're not even a doctor! LazyMedStudent!

[VCRClock]

UH OH

[minipoll]aicg90[/minipoll]

[DNAClock]

Tell them about how you're not even a doctor! LazyMedStudent!

Tell him about your ties with afghanistan and iran unpatriotclock!

[patriotclock]

Tell him about your ties with afghanistan and iran unpatriotclock!

Tell them why you aren't allowed in the United States!

[DNAClock]

Tell them why you aren't allowed in the United States!

Tell them why weenie roast has to sleep with the lights on, tell them!!!

[patriotclock]

Tell them why weenie roast has to sleep with the lights on, tell them!!!

No.

Lazydoctor is not allowed in th United States because he and his father used to be communists.

There thread over Lazycommie oh wait your latino. Lazycastro.

[BinaryClock]

PatriotClock more like FatriotClock.

Also lazydoctor more like smellyfatandlazydoctor.

[Moose Clock]

I only adopt horny children.

[DNAClock]

No.
 
Lazydoctor is not allowed in th United States because he and his father used to be communists.
 
There thread over Lazycommie oh wait your latino. Lazycastro.

Tell them how you are not gonna be able to have kids! HA NIGGER HAAAAAA!

[patriotclock]

Tell them how you are not gonna be able to have kids! HA NIGGER HAAAAAA!

You win

[DNAClock]

Oh thanks for the 3 month bump nigga...

[TequilaClock]

it's the time he is horniest and he happens to be looking at latin gay porn at lloronas.com

lol

[k0ma]

i want a daddy