Brief reviews of movies you saw recently

[RobClock]

the girl with the dragon tattoo

it owned

Foreign or American version?

[Lump Clock]

Foreign or American version?

Also there were two iterations of this film, so you could also ask if it's the one released in 2009 or in 2011.

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance:

I love Ghost Rider as a character, so I'm biased; I'll say that off the bat. Good things to say about it; it takes itself a lot less seriously, but still maintains that intensely wild ride that a Ghost Rider movie should embody. It did not continue to be all that beauty and the beast kinda gimmick from its predecessor, which was nice. They kinda changed a bit of the history around, as well and ultimately the only recurring character is Nick Cage doing his best to act and Ghost Rider, who is really the only reason you should see this movie at all; plenty of updated looks on Ghost Rider, his bike, and the overall atmosphere (some forming disappointment, and some to great approval from me). Action is pretty cool, I just love seeing the Ghost Rider go all psycho crazy Hellspawn on all the baddies. Basically Spawn's crazier, more good humored cousin in my opinion. Well honestly I could go on and on about Ghost Rider stuff, so I'm just gonna wrap it up.

Decent plot that didn't get too wrapped up in itself, somewhat under-developed characters that serve their purpose, and plenty of no-holds-bar psychotic antics from the well CGIed Ghost Rider.

I say 7.7/10

[miracle fruit]

the english version of course!!!!!!!!!

[RobClock]

21 Jump Street - 8/10
It was pretty funny. I wasn't really hyped for it or anything, but I seriously recommend it.

[miracle fruit]

i watched blue valentine

a macho guy like me obv isnt into love stories but it was good. not a very happy story, porbably why i liked it. guaranteed to get you laid

[TequilaClock]

Cabin in the Woods - 100/100

Watch. The fuck. Out of it.

Just do it.

So perfect.

[d u m p y]

i watched easy rider

high points:
jack nicholson is hilarious as fuck

low points:
he's not in it for very long and the rest of it sucked dick

so basicially yeah fuck this movie dont watch it. 100% faggy hippy bullshit

[DickTree]

the hunger games

wasnt as bad as i thought

[AmberArachnidClock]

i watched easy rider

high points:
jack nicholson is hilarious as fuck

low points:
he's not in it for very long and the rest of it sucked dick

so basicially yeah fuck this movie dont watch it. 100% faggy hippy bullshit

pretty spot on

[d u m p y]

pretty spot on

yeah like to anyone who hasn't seen this movie, watch this:
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there you just watched the best part. the rest is filler, now you don't have to watch it.

[Asshatclock]

The Avengers 10/10

Its as awesome as everybody says.

[RobClock]

The Avengers 10/10

Its as awesome as everybody says.

Where did you see it?

[pop-tart]

It's already out overseas...

[RobClock]

Oh. Well, that's pretty gay.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

American movie about American superheroes is not out in America first.

[RobClock]

The Pirates! Band of Misfits - 9/10
I find myself at a loss of what to say other than simply; go see this movie. It's clever, and brilliantly animated. You shouldn't bother with the 3D, however, since it doesn't really add much, and the glasses dim the vibrant imagery.

The Three Stooges - 3/10
Really the whole thing is just a big old 'meh'. The guys playing The Stooges are decent impressions, and there's some funny slapstick to be seen, but it just seems like a rehash of something much, much better. Because it is. If it weren't for the bit with Jersey Shore, I'd probably give it a 5. But that scene exists, and thusly, fuck this movie.

[Kombucha]

The Pirates! Band of Misfits - 9/10
I find myself at a loss of what to say other than simply; go see this movie. It's clever, and brilliantly animated. You shouldn't bother with the 3D, however, since it doesn't really add much, and the glasses dim the vibrant imagery.

My favorite part was when
Charles Darwin was writing in his diary about how he discovered a new barnacle, and then he lamented that he would never get a girlfriend
and I got the joke because I'm a big nerd.

[Deodorant]

'the dictator' was great. never before seeing borat or bruno, my expectations were exceeded - for a movie of its style, it's amazing how not a single joke seemed forced, drawn out for too long or out right disgusting. it's extremely relevant, clever and bold.

10/10

[VuBawlsClock]

id go to the movies more but i hate going
alone ;-;

[Deodorant]

ill go wit u bb