attn spanish speaking clocks!

[PirateClock]

i need your help!

so for the last 5 months ive had about 15 spanish lesson, apperntly i must be really dumb considering we have this oral test tommorow and i don't know a single word of spanish. Luckily we got the assignement in advance so we could prepare at home, it's pretty basic. Basicly i have to describe what i did yesterday (perfecto) what im doing next weekend (futuro) and what my daily routine looks like on a monday.  

At first i tried translate it myself but that took way to long and i have no idea how to construct proper sentences.  

so my secondary plan was to use bablefish, unfortunatly dutch to spanish doesn't really work cause it didn't know half of the words.

so i just wrote it out in very very basic english and translated it to spanish.. but i have no idea if the translation makes any sence so that's where you come in!  

this is what i did:


Perfecto:
This morning i got up at eleven and i had some breakfast. later i went to the city and i bought some clothes. i bought a grey sweater and a black shirt. that evening i had fries for dinner. later i went to a bar. i got home at five in the morning

Esta mañana me levanté a las once y desayunaba un poco de que fui más adelante a la ciudad y compré algunas ropas. compré un suéter gris y una camisa negra. que igualando comía las fritadas para la cena más adelante yo fue a una barra. conseguí casero a las cinco de la mañana.

futuro:
next weekend i am going to my friends birthday party. i am also going to visit my grandmother and grandfather.perhaps i will go see a movie.

el fin de semana próximo voy a mi fiesta de cumpleaños de los amigos. también voy a visitar a mi abuela y abuelo. quizás iré veo una película.

Presente:
my monday morning starts with a shower. then i get dressed, pack my schoolbag and have some breakfast.
in the afternoon i am at school, i follow lesson and i talk with friends. when school is finished i drive home in my car.
in the evening i have dinner, walk my dog and watch television.  sometimes me and my friends play poker.

mi mañana de lunes comienza con una ducha después que consigo vestido, que embalo mi bolso y que desayuno un poco de. por la tarde estoy en la escuela, sigo la lección y hablo con los amigos cuando la escuela es acabado yo conduce a casa en mi coche. en la tarde que ceno, que camino mi televisión del perro y del reloj. a veces yo y mis amigos juegan el póker.





im pretty sure this isn't proper spanish but it's more about the pronunciation anyways.. if you could just help me take out the large errors that would be super duper.

[BluezombieClock]

Or you could excuse yourself from the class by saying:

De donde estar el bano!

[crock pot pot roadt]

Its funny how babel fish tranlates it
 
my morning of Monday begins with a shower after with dressed himself, that I pack my schoolbag and that breakfast a little of in the evening I am in the school, I follow the lesson and I speak with the friends when the school is finished I leads to house in my car. in afternoon that I have supper, that way my television of the dog and the clock. sometimes I and my friends play the poker.

[Topcatyo]

I'm taking Spanish at the moment.
I'd help if I could, but you're more far ahead than I am.

[PirateClock]

Its funny how babel fish tranlates it
 
my morning of Monday begins with a shower after with dressed himself, that I pack my schoolbag and that breakfast a little of in the evening I am in the school, I follow the lesson and I speak with the friends when the school is finished I leads to house in my car. in afternoon that I have supper, that way my television of the dog and the clock. sometimes I and my friends play the poker.

yeah im pretty sure the spannish isn't much better..  

fuck im going to fail this test so hard

[Kodiakclock]

that way my television of the dog and the clock

was the best part

[PirateClock]

i even used very basic english and tried not to make the sentences to long.. bablefish sucks..


we picked a bad time to ban sonucais..

[BobbyClock]

i even used very basic english and tried not to make the sentences to long.. bablefish sucks..


we picked a bad time to ban sonucais..

I don't think talking about how you'd like to fuck a fox ten different ways 'til Sunday is a good way to pass either.

[DNAClock]

I'll translate it correctly... give me a minute.

[InterstateClock]

Well, Spanish is my main tongue, so I'll give it a shot.

Perfecto:
This morning i got up at eleven and i had some breakfast. later i went to the city and i bought some clothes. i bought a grey sweater and a black shirt. that evening i had fries for dinner. later i went to a bar. i got home at five in the morning

Esta mañana me levanté a las once y desayuné un poco. Después fui a la ciudad y compré ropa. Compré un suéter gris y una camisa negra. Esa noche comí papas fritas para cena. Después fui a una barra. Llegué casa a las cinco de la mañana.

futuro:
next weekend i am going to my friends birthday party. i am also going to visit my grandmother and grandfather.perhaps i will go see a movie.

El próximo fin de semana iré a la fiesta de cumpleaños de mi amigo. También voy a visitar a mi abuela y abuelo. Quizás iré a ver una película.

Presente:
my monday morning starts with a shower. then i get dressed, pack my schoolbag and have some breakfast.
in the afternoon i am at school, i follow lesson and i talk with friends. when school is finished i drive home in my car.
in the evening i have dinner, walk my dog and watch television.  sometimes me and my friends play poker.

Mi lunes por la mañana comienza con una ducha. Después me visto, agarro mi mochila y desayuno un poco. Por la tarde estoy en la escuela, sigo la lección y hablo con mis amigos. Cuando la escuela acabe yo conduzco a casa en mi carro. A la tarde ceno, paseo a mi perro y veo televisión. A veces mis amigos y yo jugamos póker.

There you go.

[DNAClock]

i need your help!
 

Pasado.
This morning i got up at eleven and i had some breakfast. later i went to the city and i bought some clothes. i bought a grey sweater and a black shirt. that evening i had fries for dinner. later i went to a bar. i got home at five in the morning
 
Esta mañana me levanté a las once y desayuné. Despues fui a la ciudad y compre algo de ropa.  Compré un suéter gris y una camisa negra. Esa tarde comi papa fritas para la cena, despues fui a un bar. Llegue a casa a las cinco de la mañana.
 
futuro:
next weekend i am going to my friends birthday party. i am also going to visit my grandmother and grandfather.perhaps i will go see a movie.
 
El proximo fin de semana voy a ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de mi amigo. Tambien voy a visitar a mi abuelo y abuela. Tal vez vere una pelicula.
 
Presente:
my monday morning starts with a shower. then i get dressed, pack my schoolbag and have some breakfast.
in the afternoon i am at school, i follow lesson and i talk with friends. when school is finished i drive home in my car.
in the evening i have dinner, walk my dog and watch television. sometimes me and my friends play poker.
 
Mi mañana del lunes empieza con un baño, despues me visto, empaco my mochila de la escuela y desayuno.
En la tarde estoy en la escuela, sigo mi leccion y hablo con mis amigos.
Cuando termina la escuela manejo a mi casa en mi coche.
En la tarde ceno, paseo a mi perro y veo televisión. A veces yo y unos amigos jugamos poker.
 

Done, nigga. Just do the proper punctuaction... if you want to cuz your grammar sucks and if I do everything right your teacher is gonna figure out you didn't do it.

[PirateClock]

sweet!  thnkx man,  (((Interstate)))

Also thnkx (((dna)))

[DNAClock]

Well, Spanish is my main tongue, so I'll give it a shot.
 
 
 
Esta mañana me levanté a las once y desayuné un poco. Después fui a la ciudad y compré ropa. Compré un suéter gris y una camisa negra. Esa noche comí papas fritas para cena. Después fui a una barra. Llegué casa a las cinco de la mañana.
 
 
 
El próximo fin de semana iré a la fiesta de cumpleaños de mi amigo. También voy a visitar a mi abuela y abuelo. Quizás iré a ver una película.
 
 
 
Mi lunes por la mañana comienza con una ducha. Después me visto, agarro mi mochila y desayuno un poco. Por la tarde estoy en la escuela, sigo la lección y hablo con mis amigos. Cuando la escuela acabe yo conduzco a casa en mi carro. A la tarde ceno, paseo a mi perro y veo televisión. A veces mis amigos y yo jugamos póker.
 
There you go.

 
You fucked up. You are making things up like "agarro mi mochila" it never says that he grabbed his schoolbag, it says that he packed it.
 
You suck.
 
 
:3

[PirateClock]

and

[TapeRecorderClock]

tengo elefantes en my pantsolones.

[Quill]

all power to the cc community  ^,..,^ that took all of like 30 min and you got it done i love you ppl ♥

[PepperClock]

Ole!

[HeinekenClock]

Tomorrow's headlines: Dutchman murders Mexicans for translating his homework assignment as "your mother has a mustache".

[salmonberryclock]

my Spanish is utterly pitiful but I'm getting an A

[TequilaClock]

Does it mean I am absolutely useless now?