I need the Red Ring of Death

[miracle fruit]

Okay so I got this error on my 360 and whenever i put in ANY disc it says "Unplayable Disc" so I call up Microsoft and they can't replace it for free because its not the 3 red lights error. Instead they can fix it for a fee of $100.

so fuck that tell me how to break my 360 so it gets 3 red lights so i can get a free one

[crock pot pot roadt]

Keep it in front of a heater while its on for awhile.
 
It should overheat quickly that way.

[TequilaClock]

Hehehe I never heard of such a case like this. Loving the huge plothole on their policy.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Just tell them it's the red rings even though it's not. You think they personally plug in and check every single 360 sent to them? Even if they did, the worst they would do is send it back to you and say "um excuse me fuck you asshole".

[VCRClock]

Just tell them it's the red rings even though it's not. You think they personally plug in and check every single 360 sent to them? Even if they did, the worst they would do is send it back to you and say "um excuse me fuck you asshole".

I would pay good money to find that in my mail printed on an official Microsoft letterhead.

[PoisonshroomClock]

so i my xbox is red ringed. and i dont have the warrenty

what do i do

[BootClock]

1. turn it on on
2. rap the son of a bitch in a towel or two.
3. Go down the street and buy some  softened Margarine, Brown sugar, Eggs,  Unsweetened chocolate, All-purpose flour, Baking soda, Salt, Baking powder, bananas and Vanilla.
4. Go home and into your kitchen
5. Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy
6. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each addition.
7. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate.
8. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas.
9. Stir in vanilla.
10. Bake in over for 15 - 20 Min on 350°
11. Remove from oven allow to cool.
12. Eat delicious cake
13. Go check your 360

[buttplug]

1. turn it on on
2. rap the son of a bitch in a towel or two.
3. Go down the street and buy some  softened Margarine, Brown sugar, Eggs,  Unsweetened chocolate, All-purpose flour, Baking soda, Salt, Baking powder, bananas and Vanilla.
4. Go home and into your kitchen
5. Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy
6. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each addition.
7. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate.
8. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas.
9. Stir in vanilla.
10. Bake in over for 15 - 20 Min on 350°
11. Remove from oven allow to cool.
12. Eat delicious cake
13. Go check your 360

FYI this 'fixes' it by melting the connections in your motherboard back together. It's a temporary fix.

But if you still want to do it find tutorials on youtube.

[BootClock]

FYI this 'fixes' it by melting the connections in your motherboard back together. It's a temporary fix.

oh damn, I knew I saw something somewhere when a guy wrapped his in towels I didn't realize it was to fix the problem.

[MasterClock]

wrap the air vents in duct tape

turn it off after it catches fire

[PoisonshroomClock]

piss on it

[Topcatyo]

Play it next to a fireplace.

[BootClock]

You should open it up and find the lights and paint them red.

[Topcatyo]

Hug your Xbox.
And leave it on overnight.

[ChocolateCoffin]

Leave it on in a box beside a heater.

[BobberClock]

You should open it up and find the lights and paint them red.

This, except you should put a battery to each LED

[EtchASketchClock]

1. take sharpie
2. draw 3 red lights
3. call microsoft
4. wait 5 years for them to send it back.

But if you want to try and fix the problem try opening the sonuvabitch to clean the laser with a swab and then pot-tweak it.
That or ultimately buying the correct replacement laser from ebay for $30

But if you just want 3 red lights, keep in on for a long time, pound on it, keep it not-so-ventilated

[BunnyClock]

Play it next to a fireplace.

I've done this dozens of times. It don't work boyo

[Topcatyo]

Play some HD-DVDs on it.
Maybe the failure will will get to the Xbox through osmosis or something.

[Flounderpa]

Some people say if you leave the XBox in extreme humidity for some days you will get the red ring of dead