Concussion Get!

[Nightmare Clock]

Let it be known that I am one of the few to be slightly concust..
after being smacked with a lunchbox. A fucking lunchbox has left me with a concussion.

And a welt that goes from the top of my forehead to my eyebrow.
I think she must'eve had bricks in there or something.
Anyway, I keep twitching and it's really hard to focus on shit.


Not sure what the central purpose of this topic was, just thought I'd give everyone a lul or 2.

[LeekClock]

Do you want to explain to us the events which led to you being concussed by a girl's lunchbox?

[RabidClock]

Leek raises a very good point, and my penis.

[Nightmare Clock]

A rather strange turn of events


We were all standing in a circle after lunch.
Me, a ginger, 2 friends of mine, and 2 girls.  She had already hit one of my friends like 5 times, NONE connecting with his head. One of the girls looked at me and asked me if I was ever "Not being angry or mean?" and the ginger piped up and said
"no." So I turned and jokingly yelled at him


AND when I turn my head, I get a left-side-of-my-face full of lunchbox. So I went to my next class, and I started feeling all anxious, got twitchy, couldn't focus on anything, and got a massive headache.
So. Lunchbox = deadly weapon.

EDIT: Perhaps if I didn't shout at the gingerkid than I wouldn't of gotten smoked in the face with a box.

[LeekClock]

You omitted the part where you cried like a girl

[Nightmare Clock]

You omitted the part where you cried like a girl

I did?
I knew I forgot somethin'.

[PirateClock]

i had a mild concussion once.

try to do some sport or jack off, the extra blood pressure in your head is super fun.

[AlbinoClock]

Why's that bitch think she can whack people in the head with a lunch box?

[Topcatyo]

The true story is Nightmare got hit in the head by the girl with the lunchbox for trying to peek up her skirt.
You pervert.
Also, my brother once got a concussion.  He was playing high school soccer and got kicked in the head.
Fun times.
Also, several weeks ago, me and 3 other friends were in the woods hanging out.  Some kind had gone missing in the woods, so, being on the opposite end of the forest they were searching in, we decided we'd help looks.  As we were looking, my friends were being dumb and were playing around on the trees, many of which were obviously rotted.
Well, my one friend starts to try to hang on a tree, and pulls at the trunk.  The tree (it wasn't a big one, about the length of two me's and somewhat thin, but a tree nonetheless) snaps where the friend was holding on and smacks my friend in the top of the head.  He was woozy for a bit, but didn't have a concussion.  Still slightly worrying when it happened, though.

Oh, also, turns out the kid was actually some kid who didn't want to go somewhere, so he ran away and hitchhiked several miles away (couldn't make this stuff up).  They eventually found him.

[Loki Clock]

Let it be known that I am one of the few to be slightly concust..

I was cleaning my eye, so I thought that read, "let it be known that I am one of the few to be slightly uncut." Like a Nearly-Headless Nick for foreskins.

[BreadfruitClock]

Me, a ginger, 2 friends of mine, and 2 girls.  She had already hit one of my friends like 5 times, NONE connecting with his head. One of the girls looked at me and asked me if I was ever "Not being angry or mean?" and the ginger piped up and said
"no." So I turned and jokingly yelled at him
AND when I turn my head, I get a left-side-of-my-face full of lunchbox.
EDIT: Perhaps if I didn't shout at the gingerkid than I wouldn't of gotten smoked in the face with a box.

So what you're saying is a girl asks you if there is a time in which you are not mad and/or mean (is this girl just weird or did you deserve this question by being mad and/or mean?) and your friend tells the girl you are always like that, so you disagree with him and (she?) smacks you with a lunchbox.

She had already hit one of my friends like 5 times, NONE connecting with his head.

Edit: i read this wrong, i thought it read "hit on" and by "NONE connecting with his head" i thought it was a werid way of saying he wasn't following her. So this bitch just goes around hitting people with her lunchbox for no reason?

[Slash]

Be sure to hit her back tomorrow.

[BilliardBall10]

so she hit you?
 
with a lunch box?
 
WTF.
try that.
 
you could next day be all like, ''im gonna kick sum ass'' and walk around slowly. as you would see her, you would cary one lunchbox too! then, while you look at her, you would say ''hey'' and as she look, you shall say ''yahoo! clockcrew, motherf*cker!'' and slam her in tha face as you have the lunch box in your hands shining from the metal blue colour, and having clock sticker like strawberries and oranges, and pineys. sweet. then you would say the word like: ''f*cking lunch boxes'' and walk in slow-mo as you blast off the backgrouns.
 
yea, its weird, bu could be cewl, SIR BOY!

[BilliardBall10]

so she hit you?
 
with a lunch box?
 
WTF.
try that.
 
you could next day be all like, ''im gonna kick sum ass'' and walk around slowly. as you would see her, you would cary one lunchbox too! then, while you look at her, you would say ''hey'' and as she look, you shall say ''yahoo! clockcrew, motherf*cker!'' and slam her in tha face as you have the lunch box in your hands shining from the metal blue colour, and having clock sticker like strawberries and oranges, and pineys. sweet. then you would say the word like: ''f*cking lunch boxes'' and walk in slow-mo as you blast off the backgrouns.
 
yea, its weird, bu could be cewl, SIR BOY1

[RabidClock]

so she hit you?
 
with a lunch box?
 
WTF.
try that.
 
you could next day be all like, ''im gonna kick sum ass'' and walk around slowly. as you would see her, you would cary one lunchbox too! then, while you look at her, you would say ''hey'' and as she look, you shall say ''yahoo! clockcrew, motherf*cker!'' and slam her in tha face as you have the lunch box in your hands shining from the metal blue colour, and having clock sticker like strawberries and oranges, and pineys. sweet. then you would say the word like: ''f*cking lunch boxes'' and walk in slow-mo as you blast off the backgrouns.
 
yea, its weird, bu could be cewl, SIR BOY1

Do you read what you're saying before you spew your brain diarrhea all over the forum?

[Biggskoo]

cried like a girl

this thread

[BreadfruitClock]

you could next day be all like, ''im gonna kick sum ass'' and walk around slowly. as you would see her, you would cary one lunchbox too! then, while you look at her, you would say ''hey'' and as she look, you shall say ''yahoo! clockcrew, motherf*cker!'' and slam her in tha face as you have the lunch box in your hands shining from the metal blue colour, and having clock sticker like strawberries and oranges, and pineys. sweet. then you would say the word like: ''f*cking lunch boxes'' and walk in slow-mo as you blast off the backgrouns.
yea, its weird, bu could be cewl, SIR BOY1

[BreadfruitClock]

you could next day be all like, ''im gonna kick sum ass'' and walk around slowly. as you would see her, you would cary one lunchbox too! then, while you look at her, you would say ''hey'' and as she look, you shall say ''yahoo! clockcrew, motherf*cker!'' and slam her in tha face as you have the lunch box in your hands shining from the metal blue colour, and having clock sticker like strawberries and oranges, and pineys. sweet. then you would say the word like: ''f*cking lunch boxes'' and walk in slow-mo as you blast off the backgrouns.

yea, its weird, bu could be cewl, SIR BOY1

[DWARFINATORclock]

Truth be told as the stories unfold..
Slowly but surely the events are shown.

Nightmare's head connected with a lunch box.
No explanation was given for this fiendish deed..
Leaving us in the dark about her true motives.

[Steve]

I got concussed when i played rugby, damn i was fucked up for days.