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So you're a fat girl who likes to sleep around.

Farted by ToadClock, April 08, 2008, 10:33:29 PM

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ToadClock

What do you do if you're an obese ugly girl who can't control her eating and exercising habits and spends the night with all the equally loose guys at her high school?
Blame the models, actresses, and singers of course. It's their fault you're such a failure at life! They somehow make you feel horrible about your irresponsibility in controlling your body by being very attractive! Shame on them! They make you need sex as a comforter because society doesn't treat you as well as it treats these very popular people!
Actresses, singers, and models should be forced to be fat and ugly, even if being appealing to the senses is part of their career. And as for those God-forsaken ones who are naturally thin and gorgeous despite how much they eat and how little they exercise, they should be executed! Their very existence makes you feel bad!
Also, they must be perfect in their every action, because you chose a poor role model and want to use it as an excuse.

VCRClock

As a promiscuous fat ugly chick, I find this thread to be offensive and, quite possibly, a personal attack.

See you in court, cockass!
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

ToadClock

Go fat ugly promiscuous high school girls who blame everyone else for their problems!

We believe in you! Let's change the lives of the rest of the world because the media and entertainment industry focuses its every waking second on making you feel uncomfortable about your decisions!

buttplug


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I blame the MTV and the hip and the hop and the ah ah ah ah ah

ToadClock

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1277228Do you ever stop complaining.

Do you ever stop complaining about other people complaining.

Besides, I'm encouraging! Share some love with those who lack self control! :rockin:

buttplug

Quote from: ToadClock;1277230Do you ever stop complaining about other people complaining.

Besides, I'm encouraging! Share some love with those who lack self control! :rockin:

I'll meet you with a :rockin:

Marlin Clock

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1277228Do you ever stop complaining.
I think this question was answered a long time ago.

But he could just be making a freudian slip.
Or, should I say, she could :sherlock:

TequilaClock


ToadClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1277234Or, should I say, she could :sherlock:

DUN DUN DUN

ToadClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1277245





Mmmmmm buffalo wings

Well there are such things as extremes. :mad:

AnimeClock

that fat girl that Toad slept with didn't really love him : (

ToadClock

Quote from: hJANKE hWILL;1277252didn't really love him : (

Dude, I'm a chick. You haven't heard?

buttplug

Quote from: TequilaClock;1277245Mmmmmm buffalo wings

It's weird how us people in Buffalo (where they were invented) call them chicken wings and everyone else calls em' buffalo wings hahaha
Quote from: ToadClock;1277257Dude, I'm a chick. You haven't heard?
Oh, I guess that explains all the complaining then.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1277258It's weird how us people in Buffalo (where they were invented) call them chicken wings and everyone else calls em' buffalo wings hahaha

Oh, I guess that explains all the complaining then.
hi5
We need an emote for that.

Odo

jeez toad if you keep it up you might even grow breasts
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Topcatyo

I wouldn't know, I've been beautiful my whole life.

ToadClock

Quote from: uɪɥɔɹn;1277264jeez toad if you keep it up you might even grow breasts

Ironic.


ToadClock

Quote from: 711clock;1277273toad, you fat bitch.

:( im leavin the clcok crew.

























I'm back.