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DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:40:21 PM

My dad, at his almost 60 years of age... thought it was a good idea to get his new wife pregnant.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???????

Blue · April 08, 2008, 10:41:37 PM

Quote from: DNAClock;1277235My dad, at his almost 60 years of age... thought it was a good idea to get his new wife pregnant.

Nice going Dad!

Marlin Clock · April 08, 2008, 10:42:02 PM

How old is she?

AlbinoClock · April 08, 2008, 10:43:24 PM

I'm willing to bet that he actually just thought it would be a good idea to fuck his wife.

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:43:31 PM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1277238How old is she?

Don't know... Not more than 35 but still...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

buttplug · April 08, 2008, 10:44:12 PM

I gotta give the guy a hand.

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:44:32 PM

Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1277240I'm willing to bet that he actually just thought it would be a good idea to fuck his wife.

Fucking is not a "good idea" fucking is great! Now, having babies... that's just fucking stupid.

BehemothClock · April 08, 2008, 10:44:48 PM

Get him condoms for his birthday...or a vasectomy.

TequilaClock · April 08, 2008, 10:46:00 PM

Is your father Steve Martin?

ToadClock · April 08, 2008, 10:47:47 PM

Congrats! You're going to be a brother!

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:47:48 PM

Quote from: TequilaClock;1277250Is your father Steve Martin?

No... apparently it's an old guy... with an erection. Oh and guess what, he lives in Durango now, so my fucking brother/sister is gonna be a northern piece of crap like you

. Life is not fucking fair.

Marlin Clock · April 08, 2008, 10:48:12 PM

Quote from: DNAClock;1277242Don't know... Not more than 35 but still...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

Is your father rich or something? Who gets a wife 15< years younger besides sugar daddies and celebrities?

GodClock · April 08, 2008, 10:49:04 PM

a brother would be cool

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:50:24 PM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1277255Is your father rich or something? Who gets a wife 15< years younger besides sugar daddies and celebrities?

No, he's not rich...

Jesus this is fucking pathetic. Someone shoot me or something.

Topcatyo · April 08, 2008, 10:52:08 PM

Convince your dad to name the kid Cochise if it's a boy.

Marlin Clock · April 08, 2008, 10:52:29 PM

Why does he have a 35 year old wife?
At least the baby isn't in any high risk of mutations or malformations.

VCRClock · April 08, 2008, 10:53:29 PM

Congratulations on your new mentally I'm a edgy teen brother or sister!

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:53:37 PM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1277269At least the baby isn't in any high risk of mutations or malformations.

Yes, yes it is.

DNAClock · April 08, 2008, 10:54:24 PM

Quote from: VCRClock;1277272Congratulations on your new mentally I'm a edgy teen brother or sister!

Said the guy with the down's syndrome face...

Talking from experience, nigga?

Marlin Clock · April 08, 2008, 10:55:37 PM

Quote from: DNAClock;1277274Yes, yes it is.

I thought that was more of a risk factor if the mother is old, not the father.

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