Am I a cockhead for laughing at this? (Includes emo-abuse and scotsman)

[MonsterMunch]

Last friday night I was on the 2:30am bus home with a bunch of my smelly, drunken, northern friends after a night of drinking and we were all sat at the back, sharing a 2 litre of bottle of white lightning, acting like assholes. Now two goth/emo types, a boy (wearing an MCR t-shirt) and a girl got on the bus and sat a few rows in front of us, on what was an empty bus (we were on the top deck at the very back).

Now, one of the people I was with was called Darren, who we had met that night and was semi-stalking us because we were on our way to some shitty house party we said he could come to. He was a belligerent, scottish wanker wearing a Celtic FC football shirt who we thought was funny as hell for some reason. Anyway, the emo couple started making out and Darren piped up and started going loudly "eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww", deliberatley trying to bait them. As most of my mates are dicks and were laughing, I had to be the moral one and go "leave them alone". He did it a couple more times until I said "just stop it man". 15 minutes go by without incident until the boy-emo kisses the girl-emo on the forehead and says to her "I looooove you" (he prolonged the oooooo to be cute or something). We all looked at each other and laughed a bit then carried on with our own business, until I saw in the corner of my eye, Darren stand up, take a large mouth full of cider, and sprayed it all over both of the couple to howls of laughter. I initially was disgusted and said "thats fucking not right, there was no need to do that!". I felt really sorry for the two emos...

UNTIL, they both stood up to leave and the boy-emo turned around, to us, I saw he was crying, and he shouted in a really high pitched voice "your all gay" and there was a moment of silence, and then I laughed my ass off hysterically. Then they both got off the bus never to see us again.

Am I a bad person for laughing at a crying man covered in cider with a high voice calling me gay?

[DWARFINATORclock]

You are bad for telling Darren off.

[RoboDeath Clock]

i dunno i would have probably done the same as you. as much as your buddy was a total dick, seeing that emo guy be a total wuss and cry would make me lol

[Slash]

Yes, a cider should not be spilled like that.

[coalclock]

What a waste!

[Ingram-J/WristbandClock]

No you're not a cockhead for laughing @ that

[LeekClock]

Your friends sound like asocial apes. The fact that the emo guy was also a loser does not really make it "cool" to act like that towards him.

[WrenchClock]

I blame the emos for sitting where cider was obviously going to be spat

[CaramelAppleClock]

I blame the emos for sitting where cider was obviously going to be spat

i just lol'd

[DWARFINATORclock]

Go the extra mile and kill yourself and your friends while you're at it.

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

Hahahahaha

[AlbinoClock]

Your friend's a dick but it's still pretty funny.

[TruncheonClock]

waste of cider

[Topcatyo]

Your friends sound like asocial apes. The fact that the emo guy was also a loser does not really make it "cool" to act like that towards him.

I have to agree with this.

I blame the emos for sitting where cider was obviously going to be spat

This made me el oh el.

[WrenchClock]

(Includes scotsman)

NSFW

[LuxenbergClock]

I'd probably do pretty much the same thing

[Topcatyo]

I'd probably do pretty much the same thing

The crying?

[DWARFINATORclock]

The crying?

lmao

[LuxenbergClock]

yes

[peyoteclock]

alcohol abuse, everyone on the bus should gave your friend a smash for wasting the booze.