The story of Topcatyo and how he doesn't want a job

[Topcatyo]

Told in conversation format:

Parents: Get jobs, lol
Topcatyo: Uh, no thanks.
Parents: Get a job.
Topcatyo: Really, I'd like to not have one.  I enjoy fun and life.
Parents: Get a job so you appreciate how hard it is to earn money
Topcatyo: I do appreciate how hard it is to earn money.  I don't ask for really anything since Zach's been in college.
Parents: You still don't understand how hard it is.
Topcatyo: Yes I have.  I've been to New York.
Parents: Get a job.
Topcatyo: If I were to get a job, God forbid, I'd work at a video game store.
Parents: There aren't any around
Topcatyo: Shit.

[k0ma]

my 18th birthday is in a month and i'm getting kicked out of my parents house unless i pay 40 dollars a week.   i have no job.

get a fucking job

[TruncheonClock]

my 18th birthday is in a month and i'm getting kicked out of my parents house unless i pay 40 dollars a week.   i have no job.

get a fucking job

sux2bu

[Slash]

Alescon worker, nothing beats drinking coffee all the time smoking a sigaret every now and then and on occasion garden a little or clean some trash.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm getting a job at a local record store near my house this summer.

[GodClock]

oh well

[LambdaClock]

yeah I don't want a job either

[UnknownClock]

geta job ya fatcat

[Solenoidclock]

my 18th birthday is in a month and i'm getting kicked out of my parents house unless i pay 40 dollars a week.   i have no job.

get a fucking job

It's easy to pull in over 2k a year, but splitting rent with three or four friends wouldn't cost much more.

I guess it just depends on how comfortable you are at home.

[BlackberryClock]

Go ahead and get a job. Or, if you're like me, you'll enjoy having a job. It's new friends, new experience, some financial freedom. It's good.

[coalclock]

Yeah its nice to have your own money and also buying what ever you want when ever you want rocks.

[buttplug]

I have made a half-assed attempt at getting a job. I don't really want one.

[RabidClock]

Don't be a pussy, work in a war zone!

[Topcatyo]

Fucking fine, I'll work at our dinky little grocery store
I'm hoping to find an alternative source of money as well that I can get from home.  Like, designing logos for up-and-coming businesses or something.
Yeah, like that'll be easy to find.

[joliet_jane]

I'm really quite grateful to my parents for supporting me while I was going through college.  I have no idea what "get out at 18" parents are expecting to accomplish.

When I was a teen, I couldn't get any work beyond babysitting.  It was a rural area (you know, like, farms, cows, etc.).  There was nowhere to work.
When I went to college, I was finally able to work in a college cafeteria, but during the summer I was jobless all over again.

[berimfuckyoubau]

my 18th birthday is in a month and i'm getting kicked out of my parents house unless i pay 40 dollars a week.   i have no job.

get a fucking job

HA

[ArgoonKlok]

BAG MY GROCERIES
I AM A FAT OVERWEIGHT 40-Y/O FAT WOMAN FAT SHITSACK OF FAT
BAG MY GROCERIES DO IT NOW
MY IQ IS THE SIZE OF YOUR SHOE BUT I DONT CARE
I AM A CUSTOMERRRR
RRRRRESPECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Marlin Clock]

I just remembered I'm older than you. That feels weird.

BAG MY GROCERIES
I AM A FAT OVERWEIGHT 40-Y/O FAT WOMAN FAT SHITSACK OF FAT
BAG MY GROCERIES DO IT NOW
MY IQ IS THE SIZE OF YOUR SHOE BUT I DONT CARE
I AM A CUSTOMERRRR
RRRRRESPECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUT A PAPER BAG IN A PLASTIC BAG AND THEN FILL IT WITH ONLY JUJIFRUITS AND PUT THE FROZEN IN A PLASTIC BAG AND THEN ANOTHER BAG MADE FROM CHILLI PEPPERS.
I SAID CHILLI PEPPERS NOT HALEPEÃ'O PEPPERS, GOD ARE YOU I'm a edgy teen OR SOMETHING?

...Wait, I thought you're dutch, how do you know about the bagging business?

[TequilaClock]

my 18th birthday is in a month and i'm getting kicked out of my parents house unless i pay 40 dollars a week.   i have no job.

get a fucking job

This is one of the reasons I hate growing up so quickly, is like you have a kitchenclock attached to you waiting when it begins to suck your money.

[Roman Collar Clock]

BAG MY GROCERIES
I AM A FAT OVERWEIGHT 40-Y/O FAT WOMAN FAT SHITSACK OF FAT
BAG MY GROCERIES DO IT NOW
MY IQ IS THE SIZE OF YOUR SHOE BUT I DONT CARE
I AM A CUSTOMERRRR
RRRRRESPECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quotin for truth

I once had somebody ask me to put double paper bags into double plastic bags.