I had two really weird dreams...

[Topcatyo]

It's not often I really remember my dreams, but I remember this odd one I had several weeks ago, and last night I also had a weird dream I remember.

The dream several weeks ago was that I was in the desert and was in a rather scattered crowd, and for some reason, ninja's and cowboys were fighting each other one-at-a-time.  It was kinda like a fighting, because it was only two people to a fight and before they fought, like, my vision would do some kind of pan/zoom on their face and they'd say a really corny, bad line like "I'm going to kill you hard" or something.
Then, they'd start to fight, but the fight would consist of the cowboy taking off his shoe and pointing it at the ninja.  If the cowboy managed to get the opening of his boot to face towards the ninja, he won.  Basically my dream was that for a little bit.

My dream last night was slightly less weird, but still odd.  I don't remember what happened in my dream in the beginning, but I do remember what happened a bit in.
Me and two of my best friends were on the sidewalk in a city, and we knew for some reason that the city was controlled by Scientology or something, so I put my hood over my face, as did my one friend, and my other friend put on swimming goggles (the small ones they use at the Olympics).  We did this because we didn't want the various cameras around the city knowing who we were.  Then we ran through the city to get home, and we started to walk through this one shack when these people I recognized (but don't know in real life) said "Hey, Ian, come play this board game with us.  It's very fun."  I knew these kids were Scientologists and something bad would happen if I played their board game, so my friend and I (the one disappeared and we were no longer covering our faces) were stammering to find an excuse, but after five seconds, the kid said (he was very creepy and spoke very coaxingly and calmly) "Since you don't have any excuse, I guess you have to play our board game."  I knew this was bad, but I didn't have a choice, so I started to walk slowly into the room they were in (there was no door, just an archway).  Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw two men dressed in all white on either side of the door, and I knew it was some trap to get me to be a Scientologist by foce (I don't really know why Scientology was involved at all).  So I ran away and they started chasing after me (both my friends had disappeared by now, almost as if they were never part of the dream).  Then, I ran into a room where there was a girl with all kinds of equipment attached to her, and there were men in suits all brainwashing her to join Scientology.  They were completely ignoring me as I tried to save the girl, who I knew her name was Sally.  The one Scientologist reading from some kind of book or something had his one eye constantly pulled open by something, and he was reading with the eye, and it was some sort of giant blue alien eye.  I started running around hitting the people in the room to save Sally, and I punched the guy in his giant eye, but they all ignored me, but I knew they were getting pissed at me.  There was also some dial on a machine on a table in the middle of the room that I kept turning up and down, and it recreated the effects of noises heard in the room.  I knew for some reason if I spun it enough the house would tear apart.
So I ran out of the house to find two kids who were really young (like, around 8 or 10 years old) throwing grenades at the house to save the girl too.  I was cheering them on, my mind still on the machine, when I thought "Man, that'd be totally awesome if we launched a nuke at them."  The kid's eyes widened, and he left and brought back some kind of rocket launched.  He shot at the house (we were on some kind of hill very close to the house).  At the last second, the rocket turned sideways and hit the house sideways, not exploding.  Then the other kid took a rock and tossed it at the rocket, setting it off.  We started to run from the explosion, but getting tired from all the running, I stopped after getting behind one house.  The other kids ran far away, and the nuclear explosion started blowing everything away.  I managed to hold on and not get blown away, but I eventually knew if I didn't get out of the explosion soon, I'd die.  I so I ran into the house I was taking cover in (it was a very small house, one room that was very thing and not very wide.  It fit a couch, a table, a window on the one wall, and a TV to watch from the couch).  Soon, the guy woke up and greeted me smiling, and then all of a sudden I saw a brief, 50's style educational video on owning a small house during a nuclear explosion and how one should give cover to others.
Then, we both left the house to find the two people there, but now they were adults.  We decided to share a larger house so we could make plans and drawing penises on famous works of art with Sharpie markers in peace.  Then we were at the house, and then we left and went onto some futuristic subway with see-through platforms in honeycomb shapes, and then I either woke up or forget the rest that happened.

All very strange, and the men in white clothing that tried to grab me all looked familiar, like a familiar fear I knew.
Oh well, what a fucked up dream.

[buttplug]

The Scientology one was really creepy.

We decided to share a larger house so we could make plans and drawing penises on famous works of art with Sharpie markers in peace.

That caught me completly off guard!

[Topcatyo]

The Scientology one was really creepy.

That caught me completly off guard!

Me too, it was really odd, but, as is the case with dreams, it felt pretty normal at the time.
Also, yeah, the Scientology one was fairly creepy, especially when the guys in white clothes attempted to grab me.  I dunno, they just looked like I had seen them before somewhere.
I'd also like to add that for my cowboy dream, I, in the dream, knew it was a dream and talked about how strange it was.  In the dream.

[Topcatyo]

I'd also like to add that the board game the people were playing was Monopoly, which is funny because of how Scientology likes money.

[Faxe]

dreams are only the result of the work of your brain to process your daily experiences. Your dream about Co$ may result because you re daily dealing with internets and often see stuff about anonymous or projekt chanology

[BehemothClock]

I really wish I had the skill/motivation to animate that cowboy one

[GodClock]

those WERE really weird
jk i didnt read them

[Topcatyo]

dreams are only the result of the work of your brain to process your daily experiences. Your dream about Co$ may result because you re daily dealing with internets and often see stuff about anonymous or projekt chanology

Yeah, I highly doubt my dreams have any highly philosophical reasoning behind them, though a lot don't seem to be connected to what happened in the day, such as the board game bit.

I really wish I had the skill/motivation to animate that cowboy one

Haha, I can just imagine how confusing that movie would be.

those WERE really weird
jk i didnt read them

Yeah, long ass descriptions, I don't hold it against you.
tldr version: Weird dreams