Because Banjo-Tooie was sooooo Epic

[WreckingBallClock]

Xbox bought out Rareware from Nintendo (bloody bastards. Now I cannot play it on my Wii ) and chained the mto the bedpost to rape them again and again, unless they made them Banjo-"Threeie" as the internet name is.

For those of you who don't know, here is a simple explanation of the first two installments that were for the Nintendo 64:
BK1: Banjo's sister, Tooty, is the prettiest in all the land, prettier than the evil witch atop her hill. So Grunty, the witch, takes Tooty, and gets her goon to make a machine to transfer Tooty's beauty to her. It was going to take awhile, so she got Banjo to stall by locking the path through Note doors, which require a certain amount of notes to enter. TO find the notes, you needed to go to the other worlds, which were locked by puzzle piece doors, which were found in other worlds and around town. You got one to start then you needed to go to the first world, and so forth. Enemies included most everyday objects, with big eyeballs. You got help from Mumbo, a skull and lava body who turned you into other things with spells, that were unlocked by giving him the right amount of Silver Skulls. The spells helped you get to certain places otherwise unreachable.
 
BK2: After burying Grunty, her sister come and get her out from underneath a rock, and turn her into a MechaGrunty. And now revenge sets in. You can now play as Mumbo, and Humba Wumba turns you into stuff. TO use either, you need to find a furry creature, and give it to them. They are usually near to where they live. BEST TRANSFORMATION: Armored Car in Witchland. You are invincible and can honk at monster while you run them over. Hehehe

BK3: All the news is coming this May 13th. It's for the 360, and the site, forgot what the site was, some guy who snuck in got anal probed by Banjo.

[Slurpee]

the witch was named grunty you fuck

[Ti-83Clock]

spiralmountain.com is not a BK site

i loved the series
once i get to college ill probably get a 360 so i can play Halo 3 with my gf and play this game.

the witch was named grunty you fuck

i knew something about his post was off

[Slurpee]

and the witch doctor was named mumbo jumbo

[Ti-83Clock]

and the witch doctor was named mumbo jumbo

wow lol

you messed up a lot, wreckingball

[Topcatyo]

Yeah, Jesus.
Not only that, but you failed to mention Goggles.

[Ti-83Clock]

and the jingos

also
is it bad that i got emotionally attached to that bird that hatched (in one of the games, i forget which one... but you could change the seasons of the level.)  I wanted to cry as i saw him fly away

[buttplug]

Banjo Tooie wasn't that great. Banjo Kazooie is probably my 2nd most favorite game ever, after Silent Hill 2. I spent HOURS play it as a kid, the levels were jsut so damn cool.

and the jingos

 jinjos

[Ti-83Clock]

damn i want to play banjo kazooie now...
anyone know if there is a pc version that i can... buy
pm me about it, cause idk where to look

edit:
hey, thanks floss

[Slurpee]

you could turn kazooie into a goddamned dragon that was so awesome


the crocodile transformation in the first game was pretty sweet too

[WreckingBallClock]

Where I am, I should be asleep. Forgive me if I mess up some names. I'm half asleep.

[buttplug]

the crocodile transformation in the first game was pretty sweet too

Dude did you ever get the washing machine? That was so cool.

Flux was even more obsesses with it than I was, he belonged to a BK forum.

[Slurpee]

Dude did you ever get the washing machine? That was so cool.

I could never get the cheats to work right

but Mumbo changed me into a washing machine by accident once

[Ti-83Clock]

Where I am, I should be asleep. Forgive me if I mess up some names. I'm half asleep.

you're always half asleep lol

[WreckingBallClock]

Yeah, Jesus.
Not only that, but you failed to mention Goggles.

You mean Bottles? HAHA! I GOT SOMEONE!!!

And the Jinjos were only somewhat important. Not a huge amount though. Also, I found that all the new and exciting new prettyful features in Banjo-Tooie, such as the new kinds of eggs, the FPS minigames, and the cool levels were enough to captivate me. Banjo Kazooie was a classic. I got stuck for a long time, and stopped playing. Then I figured out what to do (after a long extension of non-playing, I forget what I was stuck on, and figure it out.) and then I saw all the other levels that I believe I remember my sister playing. I remembered a bunch of stuff like the levels, and where to find certain things. Have not currently beaten either, since my N64 is upstairs, and my Wii is downstairs. So... yeah. May move my Wii.

[DigitalLemonClock]

i really don't know what to expect anymore from rare but i'm really hoping they don't fuck this up like they did Perfect Dark Zero

[Slurpee]

Yeah, I haven't bought any Rare games since the original Conker's Bad Fur Day

[FlossClock]

i really don't know what to expect anymore from rare but i'm really hoping they don't fuck this up like they did Perfect Dark Zero

PDZ wasn't bad, it just wasn't half as good as it should have been.

[TremcladClock]

PDZ wasn't bad, it just wasn't half as good as it should have been.

When you take into mind that it's supposed to be a Perfect Dark game, your opinion will drastically degrade.

[Topcatyo]

You mean Bottles? HAHA! I GOT SOMEONE!!!

Shit, you're right, Kazooie always called him "Goggle-Boy" or whatever.