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PimpClock · May 11, 2008, 01:32:11 PM

Every old person has a tartan trolley bag

GTAIV's online achievements never unlock correctly

Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck.
Discuss.

Teapot · May 11, 2008, 01:37:32 PM

Oh shit, I have no idea why I just posted this forget what I just posted. Shit.

Edit: jesus was black.

Slurpee · May 11, 2008, 01:49:13 PM

StrawberryClock is King of the Portal.

Asshatclock · May 11, 2008, 01:50:57 PM

Wade Fulp loves us with a burning passion.

Loki Clock · May 11, 2008, 01:53:49 PM

Pop culture reference.

Biblo · May 11, 2008, 01:57:00 PM

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1307375Pop culture reference.

There's always someone who thinks they're witty by not being able to think of a good post

WrenchClock · May 11, 2008, 01:58:56 PM

Quote from: Teapot;1307358Edit: jesus was black.

Actually he was tanned-ish, no black folk in israel.

EtchASketchClock · May 11, 2008, 02:00:52 PM

Quote from: YoshiEgg;1307355GTAIV's online achievements never unlock correctly

Thats because GTA4 sucks dick.

China Clock · May 11, 2008, 02:02:38 PM

Quote from: Servo;1307381Thats because GTA4 sucks dick.

Only if you find the hidden scene.

WrenchClock · May 11, 2008, 02:03:42 PM

Quote from: China Clock;1307384Only if you find the hidden scene.

Quite warm espresso?

Teapot · May 11, 2008, 02:07:34 PM

Quote from: Peggey;1307379Actually he was tanned-ish, no black folk in israel.

LIES LIES AND MORE LIES I TELL YOU!

Adam and Eve were white. >;3

China Clock · May 11, 2008, 02:14:43 PM

Quote from: Peggey;1307379Actually he was tanned-ish, no black folk in israel.

Erm, the population consisted mostly of brown ethnicities. But around that time the total population consisted of about 20% black people who had migrated there. It's all about playing the odds.

He sure as hell wasn't a "tanned white man", though.

Toaster · May 11, 2008, 02:15:39 PM

0.5 + 0.5 = 1?

1 + 1 = 3!

WrenchClock · May 11, 2008, 02:16:30 PM

I mean he was born with tanned ish skin, as in half caste skin.

SoBe Clock · May 11, 2008, 02:22:24 PM

SoBe company makes the best drinks ever.

Most girls on online games aren't girls.

All will B revealed.

China Clock · May 11, 2008, 02:25:32 PM

Quote from: Peggey;1307401I mean he was born with tanned ish skin, as in half caste skin.

He most likely had about the same skin as an arab currently does, yeah, but as I said: It's about playing the odds. We don't know if he was part of the 20%.

Or we could ask GodClock.

WrenchClock · May 11, 2008, 02:33:52 PM

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

satan will destroy you · May 11, 2008, 02:35:54 PM

rocket launchers are awesome

SoBe Clock · May 11, 2008, 02:54:29 PM

Burgs are a real man's meal!

BURGIN'

Topcatyo · May 11, 2008, 03:58:57 PM

Ninjas used to be cool until everyone started saying them randomly to be funny and now ninjas have lost their luster.

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