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Scientology sent me their newsletter and magazine.

Farted by ToadClock, May 12, 2008, 03:26:43 AM

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ToadClock

I don't even know how they got my address.


Seriously though, sending me huge wads of junk mail? Are they trying to piss off everyone?
E-mails, phone calls, junk mail, knocking at your door, coming into your church and trying to recruit members for theirs, spamming the internet with their crap.

I may very well join the protests.
After all, when they ask me why I won't just "let them be", I can honestly reply "because you won't just let me be".

LuigiClock

Tell them you like it in the ass and you fap to tom cruise. They'll leave you alone
You outta pocket...

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: ARGH! I AM A MAN;1308098Tell them you like it in the ass and you fap to tom cruise. They'll leave you alone

More like they'll declare him an enemy of the church and murder him for defacing Tom.

satan will destroy you

i saw a scientology add at last fm

KNOWING HOW TO KNOW

Teapot



PolyhedronClock

Scribble doodles all over the pages, then send it back to them in the mail.

Slurpee

Quote from: The Spout;1308342Scribble doodles all over the pages, then send it back to them in the mail.
This is hilariously childish. Do it.

Mashed Potato Johnson

Get the address of the local Church and subscribe them to a bunch of gay porn magazines.
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GodClock

smear shit on the pages of the magazine and return to sender
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

AlbinoClock


ToadClock

Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1308545Don't forget to wear a mask.

The best "raid" videos I saw were of protesters without masks. They seemed to have the most enjoyable time.