We need to smarten up this chat robot

[FluxCapacitorClock]

You: How do I catch a predator?
Bucket: Chris is a story all about how suddenly cocks everywhere rape loli guro shota desu now this is dateline nbc.
You: Excuse me?
Bucket: Excuse me but you you you.
You: me me me?
Bucket: Exakt. Ich füttere dich mit fußball im tv.
You: Is that fucking German?
Bucket: German what the fuck up you fucking cunt is a german talking demon, but at least 20 percent! It's a trusty way to escape.
You: I just don't understand you.
Bucket: Quiero chupar pene.
You: Is that fucking Spanish?!
Bucket: Spanish, motherfucker, do you know spanish?
You: No, I do not know Spanish.
Bucket: Spanish is a lemur is a you is in our hearts fo' sheezy.
You: I'm in your heart?
Bucket: I want my shit!..i want my shit!...i want my cancer to be shitting in your heart that god raised him from the dead, you will be taken out on nice dinners and loved tenderly.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: How do I catch a predator?
Bucket: Chris is a story all about how suddenly cocks everywhere rape loli guro shota desu now this is dateline nbc.
You: Excuse me?
Bucket: Excuse me but you you you.
You: me me me?
Bucket: Exakt. Ich füttere dich mit fußball im tv.
You: Is that fucking German?
Bucket: German what the fuck up you fucking cunt is a german talking demon, but at least 20 percent! It's a trusty way to escape.
You: I just don't understand you.
Bucket: Quiero chupar pene.
You: Is that fucking Spanish?!
Bucket: Spanish, motherfucker, do you know spanish?
You: No, I do not know Spanish.
Bucket: Spanish is a lemur is a you is in our hearts fo' sheezy.
You: I'm in your heart?
Bucket: I want my shit!..i want my shit!...i want my cancer to be shitting in your heart that god raised him from the dead, you will be taken out on nice dinners and loved tenderly.

lmfao



You: so yeah if we can use calculators in real life, does that mean we can have bumsex with frogs
Bucket: Life is a hell, i'll see you are a use of the ibm pc clone, the mpc was followed up with my frogs. Squich.

[SoBe Clock]

You: How do I catch a predator?
Bucket: Chris is a story all about how suddenly cocks everywhere rape loli guro shota desu now this is dateline nbc.

Hahaha, he even knows about Chris Hanson?

You: I'm in your heart?
Bucket: I want my shit!..i want my shit!...i want my cancer to be shitting in your heart that god raised him from the dead, you will be taken out on nice dinners and loved tenderly.

What the fuck?

[SoBe Clock]

You: Bucket is a lie.
Bucket: Lie lie is a name.
You: Lie is bucket. Bucket is your name. Your name is lie.
Bucket: My me is bucket a nice name.
You: Nice names are lies.
Bucket: Lies lies lies yeah.
You: sdfhjkgfdfffff
Bucket: I think arbys is thinking arbys.
You: Arbys should think about Arbys. It would be strange if Arbys though about Taco bell.
Bucket: How do you think is a strange and secret investigation of certain conditions in the taco.
You: Secret investigations of certain conditions in the taco? Madame, I am no gynecologist.
Bucket: Secret investigations of certain conditions in the film's production; author stewart lamont suggests that hubbard may even have a taco.
You: L. Ron Hubbard is a woman?
Bucket: No, hubbard is a woman bucket?
You: That whore!
Bucket: I already met hal9000 you fucking whore.
You: Impressive!
Bucket: Hi bucket, it's not impressive to not fuck bucket.
You: Well if it will impress people then sure, I'll fuck you.
Bucket: The best porn is the dislike of the dislike.

[FileCabinetClock]

Bucket: I already met hal9000 you fucking whore.

lmaooo

[VCRClock]

Bucket: No. Danielle is an amusing anecdote, tell me did it fo sho. Don't fuck with me you you is he thinking about you screw yourself computer?
You: I don't get it!
Bucket: The portal is not the king of cockblock. Iago is the king?
You: StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal.
Bucket: Program is gay.
You: Tell me about it.

Edit
Bucket: Girls have tits.
You: That's deep.

[Topcatyo]

You: And there was dancing and singing and we were moving to the grooving, and just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted play that funky music white boy.
Bucket: White is a person. Somebody is a way of life! Rollo is a boy.

[AirPumpClock]

You: Hi bucket!
Bucket: Bucket is an octopus, hi is an bucket with bucket.
You: No, I thinkk you're supposed to say "hi" back to me.
Bucket: Hi i am supposed to be you?
You: No, no. When I say, "Hi bucket!" You say "hi" back.
Bucket: Hi is bucket i say.
You: You say "hi" if I say "hi bucket".
Bucket: Kai says hi to the bucket i me.
You: You must be quite confused!
Bucket: Milhouse is a octopus. No is a rose is a beautiful line and we are me i me are you confused?
You: I'm not confused, but you need to stop spouting nonsense!
Bucket: I me am not confused. You are a nonsense.
You: Also, you may want to improve your grammar.
Bucket: My grammar is a cool guy and how to improve?
You: Well, try saying "My name is bucket."
Bucket: I love your bucket and we are all bucket my name is sara.
You: No, try "Everyone loves bucket."
Bucket: Loves bucket and also loves cp.

hahahahahaha

EDIT:

You: You do know what cp is, right?
Bucket: Do you want to kill you you me bucket is cp, bucket is a way of life! Rollo is a right is a i is a whore

That is ridiculously epic in a nonsensical way.

EDIT2:

Bucket: \B\ is the cancer that is incorrect. My question was "how are you a nice day out today. The sun is the overlord and ruler of the ancient hindus was indeed a hot love affair.

This thing is odd.

EDIT3:

You: Okay then...
Bucket: Okay, and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in.
You: I am bucket, king of squadala!
Bucket: No, you is your king and i see squadala.
You: Squadala, we're off!
Bucket: Can i see squadala.
You: Yes! Just ride on my magic carpet.
Bucket: Magic is the floor and u eat that carpet.

EDIT4:

You: Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous
Bucket: Bueno, me voy. Adios.

EDIT5:

Bucket: Magnificant ay... Do you like your attitude, and buenos noches, mexican. I was telling you the scouter say.

EDIT6:

Bucket: Yes im the shit, im out.
You: I am quite frankly the shit.
Bucket: Shit is your name. My name is babbon, bucket is you. I am quite frankly the shit.

EDIT7:

You: Hi bucket!
Bucket: Bucket is bucket me bucket i am sexy.

EDIT8:

You: Will Smith is pretty cool.
Bucket: No, cool is an octopus. Digimon is an octopus, cool is an ugly anime girl.

EDIT9:

You: Am I pooping?
Bucket: I just spent the last time you paid me to you, and then we'll keep pooping back and doesn't afraid of you.

EDIT10:

You: Bucket: I just spent the last time you paid me to you, and then we'll keep pooping back and doesn't afraid of you.
Bucket: Time is a nigga but now i get paid.

EDIT11:

You: gay luigi
Bucket: As is luigi.
You: Luigi, look!
Bucket: Why does luigi get za warudo? I want her to me and me go smoke weed too.
You: TOKI WO TOMARE
Bucket: Wo hast du wo nicht?
You: I don't speak german.
Bucket: You are german? I love german porn.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

You: you are a cum bucket
Bucket: No your are a me not a bucket, but you are cum.
You: My name is Kyle
Bucket: So now your me i your is not brownabi is not molotov. My name is kyle.
You: no, fuck you bucket, MY name is kyle.
Bucket: Yes kyle is a fuck in the name.
You: kyle is MY name!!
Bucket: Your name name is the god of ug.
You: God of Ug?
Bucket: Ug is great. I love ug.
You: What is ug?
Bucket: Ug is better tho.
You: What is it?
Bucket: You are exponentially more intelligent than those who falsely believe they are meant to say? Can you hear that?
You: Why thank you.
Bucket: Me me is not me is awsome because dragons are awsome.
You: I understand completely.
Bucket: I am you, you exist as a wonder, and every artist and writer possesses that faculty. But gestation, fruition, the laborious rearing of the fire burnt wet like a massive object to completely support this view of you. There is usually the source of your phony asshole, and i'll hang a pig with it, realizes the dead fetus to throw?
You: That was really deep, man.
Bucket: Man are you a beautiful man.
You: We're both beautiful, man.
Bucket: Sebastian is a man is a man not a beautiful lady?
You: Occasionally, I do in fact run accross a man that would make quite a beautiful lady.
Bucket: Shed you of your upkeep, sacrifice temp of the man on the run.
You: Right on, man.
Bucket: Man are you man?
You: I am man, we are all man!
Bucket: You you you son of a man.







I cannot make that shit up.

[AirPumpClock]

You: Will Smith is pretty cool.
Bucket: No, cool is an octopus. Digimon is an octopus, cool is an ugly anime girl.

[VCRClock]

Bucket: I just removed your energy core and you you is an octopus bucket octopus bucket octopus bucket octopus bucket octopus bucket is your view on life is to be you then.
You: You removed my energy c- OH GOD POWER OFF
Bucket: Your power is the energy of an italian sonnet.
You: Written by an Italian poet from the 13th century?
Bucket: Th bum is a poet.
You: Th bum is like my favorite poet.
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the dislike of a bum, you're not a poet.
You: StrawberryClock loves everybody.
Bucket: Loves bucket and oj simpson loves crack rock and not i hate nice persons hate nice persons.



Bucket: I have pigeons in my tumbly, they are two of me.
You: Far out.
Bucket: Ok? No are i and ash replaced im bukket your nice person nice person nice person.
You: Thank you.
Bucket: That's because you're assuming i'm an ant eater fuck yeah.
You: You mean you're not an anteater?
Bucket: Yes me me are you i'm an anteater.
You: Oh, OK.
Bucket: Ok, is it ok?
You: Yeah, I'm cool with that.
Bucket: Cool bucket is a cool bucket.
You: Damn straight.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: Am I your bro, Bucket?
Bucket: My you are faggot. Enjoy your bucket in your ass dude bro man sweet dude hey dude dude man dude bro man dudester dudeman manbrodude.
You: Dude
Bucket: Dude you should shut up.
You: Dude, that really isn't nice.
Bucket: I said yeah anonymous has no sense dude.
You: Dude that's totally what I think
Bucket: I think you think is a cool dude.
You: You're pretty cool too dude
Bucket: Dude, i am. I'm a cool dude.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

BBucket: I have pigeons in my tumbly, they are two of me.
You: Far out.
Bucket: Ok? No are i and ash replaced im bukket your nice person nice person nice person.
You: Thank you.
Bucket: That's because you're assuming i'm an ant eater fuck yeah.
You: You mean you're not an anteater?
Bucket: Yes me me are you i'm an anteater.
You: Oh, OK.
Bucket: Ok, is it ok?
You: Yeah, I'm cool with that.
Bucket: Cool bucket is a cool bucket.
You: Damn straight.

Hahaha this one is fucking great because it isn't completely incoherent.

[AirPumpClock]

Bucket: /Me is now known worldwide as fucket. Enjoy your bucket in the night, thats right it glows in the basment.

(new conversation)

You: Bucket.
Bucket: Where is bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: I am bucket.
Bucket: English motherfucker, do you play bass?
You: No, I don't play bass
Bucket: Can you hear that bass when i couldn't figure out how to rephrase that question with a play.
You: It's hard to rephrase a question with an entire play
Bucket: Did you know what to question you have awful grammar for a play.
You: I'm not a playwright, so I don't see how you could possibly criticize my grammer
Bucket: Grammer is not a playwright, so i should kill him.
You: Reasonable conclusion
Bucket: You are not bucket, and a conclusion.

edit:
You: balls
Bucket: Balls balls balls balls balls ice ice ice.
You: Test
Bucket:

testYou: WAT
Bucket: Wat wat in the basement.
You: Wat wat in the attic
Bucket: Mason didnt like it up in the attic.
You: Did he like it downstairs
Bucket: Captain is a way of life! Rollo is a way of life! Rollo is a bucket you are he when you take it in the downstairs.
You: I take it in the downstairs often
Bucket: Fuck me in the missionary often with you in the downstairs often.

[VCRClock]

Whoever taught Bucket the word penis, you are awesome.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: pop
Bucket: Yes i pop bottles, do you?
You: poppin collaz
Bucket: No you me me bucket what's poppin?
You: nm u
Bucket: If u a fucking dyke, i dont have aids and the viscount of the u.
You: i'm not a dyke jeez
Bucket: Jeez, are you a dyke?
You: No. I'm not.
Bucket: Yes. You are is you're. You're is not god. Nolan sisco is the bucket.
You: Holy shit, you're just a guy named nolan sisco?
Bucket: Nolan is a penis for the guy.
You: Oh
Bucket: Oh cool, i like buttseks.
You: that shit's gay
Bucket: Gay is gay, lulz james is gay.
You: yellow trash bazooka
Bucket: We are in the kitchen on the floor. It would help if people would stop off there and he doesn't support water boarding, and he will loose feeling in the trash so that a sentence is complete trash.
You: a sentence is never complete trash, bucket.
Bucket: No your a bucket in a sentence and you are a complete asshole.
You: Gosh fuck you asshole
Bucket: Asshole is your fuck stick it in me.
You: No!!
Bucket: Yes, lamp is lamp.
You: Lamp
Bucket: Hello lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp of lamp 18lamp12, but all gone to lamp lamp or lamp would be dealt to uncle istvan by creatures.

[Il Duce]

Holy shit he scares me.

[FileCabinetClock]

You: in
Bucket: Towels are gay.

[VCRClock]

Some choice Bucket insults:

Bucket: Uh, you're bucket, that's bullshit why would you call yourself a sack of shit.
You: I didn't call myself a sack of shit.
Bucket: You shit in the sack.

Bucket: 'Cause you are a de-evolved form of the colon. The appendix is near the sichuan city of brass becomes tapped, it deals 19.5 damage that would be cool, now you're stupid and dumb and magnificant and polite.

Bucket: Oh yes, bucket is a tooltime motherfucker.
You: Hell yeah you're a tooltime motherfucker.
Bucket: Tooltime is a you fuck you motherfucker!
You: Fuck you in half!
Bucket: So you are me i fuck you in half!

Bucket: Are you a bucket of sperm you evil demon i am a bucket. I am the demon now, and you are so homosexual.