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Somebody stole Kurt Cobain's ashes

Farted by Il Duce, June 04, 2008, 03:29:30 PM

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Il Duce

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4569062a1860.html

QuoteThe ashes of dead rock star Kurt Cobain have reportedly been stolen.

British tabloid News of the World reported Cobain's widow Courtney Love was "suicidal" after finding the Nirvana's front man's remains missing from her Hollywood home.

Love kept the ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair, News of the World reported. Thousands of dollars worth of clothes and jewelry were also taken in the burglary.

"They were all I had left of my husband," Love said. "I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me."

"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal.

"If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again."

Nirvana were one of the world's biggest bands in the 1990s and the leaders of the grunge movement until Cobain shot himself in April, 1994, while high on heroin.

The band, also comprised of Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic, have sold 62 million record worldwide.

There's definetly a cult trying to resurrect him through his precious DNA.

CeleriacClock

Oh my god, thats sick as a fairly big fan of Nirvana thats sad news and I hope they get found.

Steve


GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

heard about this a couple of days ago
kinda stupid

patriotclock


TruncheonClock

Step One, steal ashes.

Step Two, Mix with cement.

Step Three, Make up cement with 2-1 Cement-Water ratio.

Step Four, spread cement.

Step Five, Lay slabs as necessary.

Step Six, wait 24 hours.

Step Seven, enjoy your brand new Kurt Cobain® patio.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

PecanClock

Who would want Kurt Cobain resurrected?

OcarinaClock

Quote from: PecanClock;1327914Who would want Kurt Cobain resurrected?


Me.  I love Nirvana.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Steve

Quote from: OcarinaClock;1327915Me.  I love Nirvana.
we found the robbers

SilverClock

It's just Cortney Love wanting some attention. We all know she snorted those ashes years ago.
I am a sexy bitch!
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peyoteclock

i don't really feel bad for courtney but i do feel bad for frances bean.

and i for one pecan, would like to see cobain resurrected since he was an immensely talented singer songwriter who's had a profound impact on my life.

CaulkClock

If you eat his ashes, you become him. This would be awesome and would hopefully get that twat Timberland killed

OcarinaClock

Quote from: BlueHippo;1327916we found the robbers


Please don't tell.  I just want to hear a bit of Lounge Act and some Sliver.  And every other song he and that band has written.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Biblo

is no one else reading it right? courtney love might kill herself! OH JOYOUS DAY

SilverClock

Quote from: Biblo;1327924is no one else reading it right? courtney love might kill herself! OH JOYOUS DAY

I read it, I just kinda didn't care. Y'know?
I am a sexy bitch!
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OcarinaClock

Quote from: Biblo;1327924is no one else reading it right? courtney love might kill herself! OH JOYOUS DAY

Just like she killed Kurt.

CONSPIRACY!
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Losperman

Quote from: Trunchy;1327911Step One, steal ashes.

Step Two, Mix with cement.

Step Three, Make up cement with 2-1 Cement-Water ratio.

Step Four, spread cement.

Step Five, Lay slabs as necessary.

Step Six, wait 24 hours.

Step Seven, enjoy your brand new Kurt Cobain® patio.

Aaaaahahahahaha, very nice. That would totally rock! Get it!? ROCK???
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

MonsterMunch

Does it really matter? No matter what happens hes still dead.

AstronautClock


PsychonautClock

My friend stole them and has been smoking his ashes all week.
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