Somebody stole Kurt Cobain's ashes

[PsychonautClock]

I feel bad for courtney

^^ what the fuck!?

[AstronautClock]

it's the last thing she had from him.. I know the conspiracy's but whatever. you wouldnt steal ashes. who does that :/

[SilverClock]

it's the last thing she had from him.. I know the conspiracy's but whatever. you wouldnt steal ashes. who does that :/

I'd take them and give them a proper burial. No one's ashes should be kept in a pink bear.

[NintendrCkolc]

If Courtney would get off the drugs and clean up her fucking act this probably wouldnt have happen. She probably lost them in her gaping twat.

[AstronautClock]

I'd take them and give them a proper burial. No one's ashes should be kept in a pink bear.

I agree on that but I thought the thought of her having "him" with her at all times. I thought that was romantic

[FileCabinetClock]

Courtney Love obviously ate the ashes

[Teapot]

Well this will also turn into another useless celebrity fiasco that only emo kids care about. Yep.

Edit: But this will prove Courtney Love is a cannibalistic demon.

[Il Duce]

Akira the Don's response.

Wow.

Who would do such a thing?

It’d have to be someone who knows Courtney well enough to know she’s got a pink teddy bear shaped bag
stuffled with ashes of a dead rock star. Unless it was a hapless burglar who nicked the ashes inadvertently whist boosting the aforementioned “jewelery and clothes”. But I doubt it. Who burgles a rock stars wife and only robs “jewelery and clothes”?
Well, burglars lacking strength, perhaps. But its unlikely. If you ask me, the most likely culprit is:

Courtney herself.

She is, after all, batshit crazy.

I mean, if you believe Krist Novoselic (and a shit load of other people) Courtney was crazy enough to have the gardener bump Kurt off for her way back in ‘94. 14 years later she’s surely crazy enough to steal his ashes and go crying to the newspapers about it. When was the last time anyone gave too much of a shit about her lunatic ass? That time she tried to boff one of The Strokes? That time she got plastic surgery that made her look like every other dummy in LA? That time she rolled about on the Kings Road with no clothes on for that Q cover? Blah? Blah? Blah?

I used to be terribly angry when people slagged off Courtney Love, considering it evidence of a male dominated, woman-hating music industry and populace in general. I figured Live Through This was a brillaint record, and people were jealous and mean.

But a lot of things have happened over the years to make me, reluctantly, change my tune. There are a great many tales I could tell you (like the time a very good female friend of mine went back to The Columbia Hotel with Love after Trash and narrowly escaped from the ensuing drysexdrugs “you are all my groupies you fucks” wannabe Zepplin party fuckery with her left tit intact), but now is not the time or the place for that sort of thing.

Nah, now is a time to forget all that crap and listen to this awesome song.

Lmao.

[FileCabinetClock]

Akira the Don's response.

Lmao.

well shit

[AlbinoClock]

That cunt had him killed to begin with. Anyway, she's not going to kill herself, she's just a bitchy 16 year old trapped in a strung out coke head's body.

[skeletal]

If How High is anything to go by she has blatently "accidentally" rolled it into a fatty and smoked it instilling her with the power to write fantastic grunge songs and she's just been too smacked out of her face to start writing yet because let's face it a Kurt blunt would be potent as fuuuuuuck.

[OcarinaClock]

She probably had mixed his ashes with some crack like that guy in the Rolling Stones where he snorted his dad.

[Munglai]

It was probably Keith Richards.

[FileCabinetClock]

She probably had mixed his ashes with some crack like that guy in the Rolling Stones where he snorted his dad.

AWESOME

[China Clock]

Who would want Kurt Cobain resurrected?

It'd definitely be a lol-worthy moment if they resurrected/cloned him and that Kurt Cobain realized what had just happened and blew his own skull off. Twice.

[TequilaClock]

She made pancakes with it

[Kidney BeanClock]

Maybe Courtney Love will kill herself. That would make this all worthwhile.

[GodClock]

oh well

[TheCheshireClock]

Hahahaha,
Use it a chocolate milk mix

I really hope they aren't found, and this becomes one of those great historical mysteries, like DB Cooper!

[TequilaClock]

Dust in the wind.