Hey guys, meet my 15 inch girlfriend.

[OvenmittClock]

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TOKYO - She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.

A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.

Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named "EMA" puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its "love mode."

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"Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive," said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys.

"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

EMA, which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, can also hand out business cards, sing and dance, with Sega hoping to sell 10,000 in the first year.

Japan, home to almost half the world's 800,000 industrial robots, envisions a $10-billion market for artificial intelligence in a decade.

Asians really DO have small dicks if they can fuck their 15inch mechagirlfriends.

[LuxenbergClock]

WOW that's depressing

[TapeRecorderClock]

ill take 10

[OvenmittClock]

ill take 10

gonna have a keychain orgy?

[MonsterMunch]

"Though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

She'll get drunk on cheap wine and fuck your mate behind your back?

[patriotclock]

Thats funny weenie roast's mom kisses on command too

[Wind-up Clock]

Just like a real girlfriend. Expensive, high maintenance, replaceable, and often highly composed of synthetic enhancements.

Now all they have to do is install a nag-o-tron and we're all set.

[SlingshotClock]

Best Song for the Thread

[Munglai]

She'll get drunk on cheap wine and fuck your mate behind your back?

Just like a real girlfriend. Expensive, high maintenance, replaceable, and often highly composed of synthetic enhancements.

Now all they have to do is install a nag-o-tron and we're all set.

lol you guys have shitty girlfriends

[MonsterMunch]

lol you guys have shitty girlfriends

HAD shitty girlfriends

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

It doesn't even look like a woman.  just a robot with boobs kind of.

[Roman Collar Clock]

Do you have to go back to being friends with it when you realize you have nothing in common?

[FossilClock]

Sega is making this? Christ.

[AvocadoClock]

Where do you put your penis? Wtf?
Blow up dolls ftw.

[Kombucha]

This is quite hilarious.

Further support for the claim that Japan is fucking insane.

[Blue]

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[OvenmittClock]

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fuck you blue, fuck you. i was just about to post this.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Shit, i have a real girlfriend and i still want one.

[AnimeClock]

That's a cute gift idea, cept where's the handjob function

[Kombucha]

That's a cute gift idea, cept where's the handjob function

No hands, lololololol.