Teens Turn 'Grand Theft Auto' Into Real-Life Robbery Spree

[patriotclock]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372684,00.html
 
First... I hate Fox news, I hate 'em for referring to the game as a "blood-drenched digital killfest", I hate them for having such bad press ethics that they practically denied to say that to go on a "crime spree" you need to be a little piece of shit fuckwad, probably wrongly raised by their parents, lacking any respect or lightest sense of intelligence.
 
Second... I hate the motherfucking kids for blaming GTA, this is not new but as long as this stupid shit keeps going i'm gonna keep whining about it, yes I will. YOU make your own decisions, not a virtual character, not rockstar, not Sam Houser, not anybody but your stupid ass.
 
am madz

Uhm it kinda is a blood drenched digital killfest

[DNAClock]

Uhm it kinda is a blood drenched digital killfest

Read my second post, mang.
 
Also, you bought it? Multiplayer tonight???

[RomanClock]

Oops, sorry for exposing the truth guys. I shouldn't interrupt your blind rage with silly facts.

[DNAClock]

Oops, sorry for exposing the truth guys. I shouldn't interrupt your blind rage with silly facts.

What a lame response.
 
BLIDN RAEG!!!!!!1!!111! 0N T3H INTHURRNETZ!

[HeinekenClock]

Oops, sorry for exposing the truth guys. I shouldn't interrupt your blind rage with silly facts.

Lmfao you suck so much it's more like a vaccuum.

[RomanClock]

Lmfao you suck so much it's more like a vaccuum.

My victory is clinched, all you can do is roll around in a sobbing ball of spite

[HeinekenClock]

My victory is clinched, all you can do is roll around in a sobbing ball of spite

What part of pointing out a totally irrelevant issue is clinching victory, romanclock?

Is that somewhat like calling the written word evidence for god's existence?

[Wind-up Clock]

Where are the parents in all this shit. Goddamnit. It's not the Video games that are corrupting the kids, it;s the lack of parental guidance that properly teaches the kids what is real and what is not.

Someone needs to take a studded belt to these kid's faces. And then use it on the parents.

[WreckingBallClock]

Where are the parents in all this shit. Goddamnit. It's not the Video games that are corrupting the kids, it;s the lack of parental guidance that properly teaches the kids what is real and what is not.

Someone needs to take a studded belt to these kid's faces. And then use it on the parents.

So you expect your parents to tell their kids when they get... I dunno... lets say Mortal Kombat.

"Now Jimmy, I know you are 14, but I want to remind you. Even if you used Johnny Cage in you PS3 against Subzero, it doesn't mean that this is actually happening. Subzero could kick Cage's ass anyday, so no going off to fight citizens to further yourself in the tournament to beat those damn aliens, ok honey?"

Parents have the right to assume the kids aren't completely ignorant of their actions. Also, how do they jack a car without a gun? "Hey buddy! GET OUTTA THE CAR! GET OUTTA THE CAR OR I'LL GIVE YOU AN ATOMIC WEDGEY!"
"OH TEH NOEZ NOT THE WEDGIES! AHHHHH"

These kids are fucked in the head. "Oh, god fucking cock nuts balls shit cock face, guys. I'm so fucking cock shit bored right now. What can we do?"
"OH HEY! I GOT IT! Lets act out GTA4!!!"
"Yeah! I'm gonna jack a car and go tell my friend that I'll go bowling with him, and then when I'm done kill everyone!"
"Yeah! This is gonna be awesome!"
"Wait, guys. Should we just play GTA4 instead? I mean, that kind of stuff is dangerous..."
"HAHA! What a cock shit fuck noob fag! If you don't wanna play with us, you're a Space Jew!"
"Yeah! Come on! Lets go!"
"See you in prison."
"Haha! There is no prison in GTA4! When you die, you just revert to the last save! Hey wait, we need to save!"
"Oh, uhh... I just saved. You're all good. Have fun."

[MonsterMunch]

Its shit like this that makes me hope Satan rises tomorrow and drags us all to Hell. Because thats where humanity belongs!

[Nightmare Clock]

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People are fucking dumb. (As is obvious by both this thread and the story revolving around it)
If you DON'T explain it to them, then when they go out and shoot 13 people and a dog, they'll go
"WELL NO ONE TOLD ME WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG."

Even if they know better.

[TequilaClock]

By the tingle of my nail, Jack Thompson is on his way.

[AirPumpClock]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372684,00.html
 
First... I hate Fox news, I hate 'em for referring to the game as a "blood-drenched digital killfest", I hate them for having such bad press ethics that they practically denied to say that to go on a "crime spree" you need to be a little piece of shit fuckwad, probably wrongly raised by their parents, lacking any respect or lightest sense of intelligence.
 
Second... I hate the motherfucking kids for blaming GTA, this is not new but as long as this stupid shit keeps going i'm gonna keep whining about it, yes I will. YOU make your own decisions, not a virtual character, not rockstar, not Sam Houser, not anybody but your stupid ass.
 
am madz

I don't blame you. asfsjklafklagjasggds

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23933866-38198,00.html?from=public_rss (no "blood drenched" shit, yes, same author, same article, different approach). Much better than Fox News, don't you think?

I personally much prefer the way they handle it. You know, to get across the point that the kids may have just blamed the game and focused more on what they did, not GTA IV IS EVIL LISTEN TO US OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. It's almost like FOX News could rival the Church of Scientology for amount of bullshit spewed each day. Not that what they say is all lies, but the way they say it is incredibly manipulative and biased.

[WreckingBallClock]

People are fucking dumb. (As is obvious by both this thread and the story revolving around it)
If you DON'T explain it to them, then when they go out and shoot 13 people and a dog, they'll go
"WELL NO ONE TOLD ME WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG."

Even if they know better.

Now I know I must have something witty to respond... shit... hmm...

The kid is 15. He has friends. Meaning he probably goes to school, and he would have... Err no... He... no... Well, I don't know since I was never in such a situation. I just learned that it would be idiotic to emulate video games, and the problem never arose. So I guess you win. This time.

[Nightmare Clock]

. I just learned that it would be idiotic to emulate video games.

There's the win you were looking for.

[AirPumpClock]

I just learned that it would be idiotic to emulate video games

Hey, whoever said MAME was bad?

badump, chh

[Topcatyo]

only in America

Didn"t Manhunt 2 get banned twice in the UK?

[peyoteclock]

so roman you think video games turn kids into killers?

[WreckingBallClock]

There's the win you were looking for.

Oh, yay.

[Kombucha]

so roman you think video games turn kids into killers?

Hahahahaha.