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Farted by rockstar, June 28, 2008, 06:38:53 PM

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rockstar

June 28, 2008, 06:38:53 PM
July 4th is less than a week away and Ibet your going to have some mishaps with the fireworks like a firecracker blew up in your hand or hiting someone with a romen candle any scary slightly funny mishap. Post them so we can laugh about it.:)

Biblo

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June 28, 2008, 08:32:32 PM
let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up

SeedClock

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June 28, 2008, 08:34:00 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up

so true haha
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MonsterMunch

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June 28, 2008, 08:42:04 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up

Commie!

Blue

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June 28, 2008, 09:00:15 PM
At a lan-party a few years ago I got the bright idea to use the gas grill to light a bunch of fireworks at once.

Kids, propane and fireworks do not mix.

It ended with all of us running into the house, with fireworks chasing us indoors. We had holes in our shirts to prove it.
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FlossClock

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June 28, 2008, 09:23:44 PM
I melted an army man to my hand once. Ow.

Insomnia

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June 28, 2008, 09:28:36 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent:

Buying slaves?

"brb going to moon"

TequilaClock

#7
June 28, 2008, 09:31:49 PM
It will be the day that remarks my freedom from.. this shit... 4 days after that.

Nightmare Clock

#8
June 29, 2008, 02:48:15 AM
Bottle rockets is dangerous kids

And, in my state, illegal.
But fuck them I'll light them and hurt myself if I want.
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Bigglesnoots

#9
June 29, 2008, 03:39:50 AM
I blew off all my fingers once.


don't ask how I'm typing this.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

AlbinoClock

#10
June 29, 2008, 04:24:06 AM
Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349492I blew off all my fingers once.


don't ask how I'm typing this.

How are you typing this?

Bigglesnoots

#11
June 29, 2008, 04:35:07 AM
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1349509How are you typing this?
do you want the obvious answer or the real answer?

don't say both.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

AlbinoClock

#12
June 29, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349511do you want the obvious answer or the real answer?

don't say both.

Both.

Bigglesnoots

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June 29, 2008, 04:38:32 AM
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1349512Both.
MY PENIS!


no actually I have a black midget that types down everything I dictate.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

rockstar

#14
June 29, 2008, 02:33:33 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1349259let's celebrate American independence by doing what American have been doing since they became independent: blowing shit up
yo only this time the stuff is more explosive than back then.

AirPumpClock

#15
June 29, 2008, 03:42:47 PM
Top Ten American Pasttimes:

1. Blowing shit up
2. Shooting shit
3. suing shit
4. filing copyright notices on shit
5 being greedy
6. fucking cows
7. saying "fuck" every other words
8. being ignorant
9. taking stuff on TV seriously
10. being like Chris Crocker

By the way, I'm American, so it's not racist or whatever.
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