i love bitclock

[iPodClock]

[iPodClock]

i miss him

[iPodClock]

BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

[iPodClock]

http://laurasascank.ytmnd.com/

[iPodClock]

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/497297/

[iPodClock]

ITT: WE POST THINGS ABOUT BITCLOCK

[GodClock]

enjoy your peace

[GodClock]

also that swastika on that clock was BACKWARDS

[iPodClock]

Hello,
  We are the Clock Crew, a group devoted to making Flash cartoons with characters that have Clock faces on them. Alot of people don’t like us, while alot of people do like us. We are either hated or loved by our common man. Here is a little bit about our history on the internet:
  We are primarily a group that now consists of whiney pubescent teenagers and twelve year olds who think this is the next greatest thing to overrated emo bands. We think we are absolutely cutting edge and unique due to the new flash techniques we learn when others have surpassed us on the skill level.
  We feel we are righteous and just, on making Newgrounds.com what it is today. We feel that we have given birth to Lock Legion and other great talented artists. In reality, we rely on what is called a BBS for posting topics that consist of child pornography, and other pointless words such as “fifen”, “zomg”, and “IR INTERWEB DESCTUROR ZERO!!!!1111”. Upon posting such words like that, my fellow clock finds it absolutely hilarious and encourages to make a movie about.
 The usual routine for a film will consist of 5-10 seconds of utterly unfunny material. I then ask my fellow clock to mass “fifen” this horrible excuse for a film; cheating the very system that was established by Newgrounds. In the end our audience leaves us reviews that are not kind hearted. We like to talk about the future of our clique, where we will be in 10 years, what new members there will be, and what great accomplishments we will see. The truth is, we are a broken record. We rely on a BBS for pointless spamming, once in awhile we might get off our lazy pompous asses and make a collaborative effort that is worth an actual “5”.
 We rely on one individual to pay for all of us, this person is responsible for shelling out monetary distributions to cover the cost of our online playground of pointlessness. Most individuals only pay for so long and then our websites get shutdown. We go bonkers when our website is taken away from us, as we feel we cannot continue to make quality crap for flash films. In essence, we just want our medium of pointless stupidity back.
 We conveniently like to attack any one person who takes this away from us, as we feel it is owed to us to have a place to spam and do nothing. We will even go as far as to invade the individuals personal life, call their home and harrass their family members, and even find them on other locations of the internet just to harass them in hopes it will get them to put our site back up. When the individual does pay, they treat them nice for a few days then it is back to the same old shit.
 When we harass someone who refuses to give in to us and they get mad over our constant harassment, we like to make fun of them and tell them they take the interweb to seriously. It really is us who takes the internet too seriously, due to the great lengths we will go to just to get our BBS back. We also are pipe dreamers. We feel that real life and government do not exist on the internet. We feel we can harrass the very people who take our mediums away, and get away with it. What we have yet to realize, this isn’t the case as one day we will be brought down in entirety and wonder why it happened. We will then run to our mommys and daddys for help over the trouble we just got into over something we thought was absolutely hilarious.
 We have no respect for anyone who helps us. Lock Legion our foe always gives us a place to goto as a backup in the event something happens to our precious BBS. We like to be nice to the Lock Legion during this, but when our site eventually does come back, we will shit talk about them until the ends of the Earth. We make funny of people and say they have no lives and are losers, but yet we swarm like flies around our BBS clickign refresh to see what new topic has been posted.
  Hold on a sec, a new topic has just been posted; it reads:
   Subject: Kill the caveman
  Message: BWAYAYAYAYHAHAHHAHHH YA YAY A YOUR MOM <3
  Oh that is so funnny I think I will reply to it now…
  My Reply: GHEYZORS x15!!!!11
 Now back to what I was telling you all. We really don’t have any purpose here other than to further decay youth that comes to us wanting to be a part of something. We like to humiliate 10 year old girls by telling them we would like to rape them. We also find it absolutely funny to post child pornography, and show it to them. We can’t get in trouble, quit taking the internet so seriously. I mean what could possible happen to us? We are on the internet and just make flash. I hope one day the government doesn’t arrest our current patron who funds our activities; because then we wouldn’t have a website anymore. Give us back our website? We are sorry and do appreciate the things you do, until the next time you get mad at us for something idiotic we have done.
 In closing, we are nothing more than a group of individuals who contribute nothing to society; we are the Clock Crew, we are a fading trend.
  P.S. You can see an exclusive example of what I am speaking of by going to the following URL: http://www.clocktopia.com/bbs
  Yours Truly,
  - BitClock

[iPodClock]

also that swastika on that clock was BACKWARDS

go tell the fella that made it that was most defiantly not me.

[BunnyClock]

About three years, shroom.

I like how he says we post child pornography all over the place.

[Slurpee]

I really don't know about bitclock man he basically hijacked a boat full of morons and tried to get them to print money for him

and then when it didn't work he's like "abluuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boo boo boo goodbye forever"

[LambdaClock]

he's an asshole

[MonsterMunch]

The man was a royal fuckhead.

I hate this logic of the CC being "dead". The situation over the last few years will never compare to how lame the CC was when it was divided between Clockcrew.net, Clockgrounds and Clockcrew.co.uk, essentially creating three clock crews.

[Il Duce]

Hey guys let's create a group of people on the internet that post child pornography on a board that's now considered dead.

Oh wait.

[RobClock]

[ChocolateCoffin]

I hate all the hypocrites that hate him now because it's fashionable.

[iPodClock]

i love him

[TequilaClock]

... where did you find it knowing you weren't here by then?

[GearBoxClock]

The Clock Crew may die, IF we don't get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

*Edit* This is a fucktarded statement. Please ignore it.