Why is it everyone annoys me?

[salt]

topcatyoooooo.....

[rockstar]

Can anyone say PMS?

[LotusClock]

Topcatyo goes jogging.

[Topcatyo]

Can anyone say PMS?

pee-ehm-ess.
What do I get?

Topcatyo goes jogging.

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaw :3

[Slash]

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU JOOOO~G
SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR COOOO~CK

[FrankClock]

When the guy cheering you on while you eat starts cheering you on, eat your food so incredibly slow that by the time you are half way finished with your food he will be like "WTF dude? You eat to slow. I'm gonna go do something else." Or something along those lines. That or ask him if he wants to see a magic trick and stick your fork into the table.

[beebles]

That or ask him if he wants to see a magic trick and stick your fork into the table.

I really really think this is the answer

[Topcatyo]

When the guy cheering you on while you eat starts cheering you on, eat your food so incredibly slow that by the time you are half way finished with your food he will be like "WTF dude? You eat to slow. I'm gonna go do something else." Or something along those lines. That or ask him if he wants to see a magic trick and stick your fork into the table.

Well, the thing is, the friend only cheers me on when I'm eating food just so I notice he's even there.
Here's a diagram of what te seating arrangement was (there's a chance I won't have the same lunch as him this year because lunch always changes according to classes).  Anyway:

X=friend of mine I'm discussing things with
O=People I'm not discussing with
&=Me
?=Cheering guy

 X X X X X X . . O O O
TABLETABLETABLETABLE
 X X X X X & ? O O O O

So, here I am eating my food, talking with my friends while the group on the other table tries to get me into their conversations by asking me about ninjas or some stupid shit or asking for my opinion on some I'm a edgy teen thing (to which I respond "Sure" and go about my business).
Then cheering friend will start cheering while I eat food just so I notice he's next to me while I try and listen to my friends I'm actually talking with.

Also the fork idea would be great but the plastic sporks the school gives us are so flimsy they bend when you just look at them.

[FrankClock]

Also the fork idea would be great but the plastic sporks the school gives us are so flimsy they bend when you just look at them.

You can always just jump out at him and start choking him for like a minute then stop and pretend like you were still talking with your other friends. Then when he is like "WTF man?" Be like "oh did you say something. I wasn't paying attention.

That or sit down at the very end. And when he sits down next to you, go really quick to the center of the table where you have 2 other friends save you a seat inbetween them. Then other friends sit across so now he is atleast a 3 person radius away. That way if he starts up again, he will have more people to deal with between him and you and you can let them handle it.

[Topcatyo]

You can always just jump out at him and start choking him for like a minute then stop and pretend like you were still talking with your other friends. Then when he is like "WTF man?" Be like "oh did you say something. I wasn't paying attention.

That or sit down at the very end. And when he sits down next to you, go really quick to the center of the table where you have 2 other friends save you a seat inbetween them. Then other friends sit across so now he is atleast a 3 person radius away. That way if he starts up again, he will have more people to deal with between him and you and you can let them handle it.

The first wouldn't work because I'm fairly sure my school has an anti-strangling policy, and the second wouldn't work because I was usually the last to get to my table anyway since the lunchroom's at the top floor of the school and the class I was coming from is at the bottom.
It's all moot now since the year's over and I'll have a new lunch with different people when the year starts.

[FrankClock]

The first wouldn't work because I'm fairly sure my school has an anti-strangling policy, and the second wouldn't work because I was usually the last to get to my table anyway since the lunchroom's at the top floor of the school and the class I was coming from is at the bottom.
It's all moot now since the year's over and I'll have a new lunch with different people when the year starts.

He still needs to be tought a lesson. We shall come up with something eventually that will work out.

[Topcatyo]

He still needs to be tought a lesson. We shall come up with something eventually that will work out.

If he were to start cheering me while eating I could always suddenly take his food, eat it really fast and go "Bitch I'm on a roll!"

[FrankClock]

If he were to start cheering me while eating I could always suddenly take his food, eat it really fast and go "Bitch I'm on a roll!"

That or take his plate/tray while it still had food on it and run over to the trash can and spike the contents into the trash. Then when he asks why you did that, you can go "Well, good sir with all that cheering you had going on for me. I felt the urge that I was indeed in a game of football. Scoring the winning touchdown. Hence I finished my tasty meal, I needed a quite decent substitute for my celebration and yours fit just fine. My good sir."

[Randy Pearson]

Just tell him how much you dislike the ending of Night of the Living Dead. You will immediately alienate him forever.

[PaperClipClock]

maybe you're on your period

[Il Duce]

It's probably because you're trying to relax after jogging or take a load off from school by having lunch, and while you're trying to unwind people are trying to get you to be engaged with shit. Your family probably doesn't realize that it's annoying and they're just trying to get something to talk to you about, but from what I can tell, the kid's trying to be a pain in the ass.

[Randy Pearson]

Don't be such a bitch, Topcatyo. There was a kid at lunch two years ago who would grind bottle-caps into my arm at lunch. I was a bitch and didn't do anything about it. The moral of this story is, don't be a bitch and deck the fucker.

[MonsterMunch]

Maybe your autistic

[WreckingBallClock]

It's almost as bad as the acquaintance I have that cheers me on when I eat.

Come on man! You can finish that burger! You just gatta believe in yourself! YOU. CAN. DO IT!

[AMPEEEM]

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