British Authorities Confiscate Dangerous Board Game

[billiardball-1]

Hahaha, what the fuck?

In their cardboard version of realpolitik George Bush's "Axis of Evil" is reduced to a spinner in the middle of the board, which determines which player is designated a terrorist state.

That person then has to wear a balaclava (included in the box set) with the word "Evil" stitched on to it.

Kent police said they had confiscated the game because the balaclava "could be used to conceal someone's identity or could be used in the course of a criminal act".

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news_home/DisplayArticle.asp?ID=338658

[Steve]

i'll take 6

[AbsintheClock]

Make baclava not balaclava.

[RomanClock]

Better take away my shirt, coat, pants, blankets, pillows, underwear and sunglasses because they can potentially conceal my identity while I participate in a crime! Thanks big brother Britain for helping me see the light!

[MonsterMunch]

Wait, whoa, the police can actually take people's balaclavas from them?!

See this is why its so easy to be a criminal in England, because the police are too busy harassing liberals and hippies then going out and stopping real crime.


I fucking hate the pigs so much.

[Slash]

Wait, whoa, the police can actually take people's balaclavas from them?!

See this is why its so easy to be a criminal in England, because the police are too busy harassing liberals and hippies then going out and stopping real crime.


I fucking hate the pigs so much.

If you hate them so much then stop being a liberal hippy and they'll be right off your back.

[billiardball-1]

Wait, whoa, the police can actually take people's balaclavas from them?!

See this is why its so easy to be a criminal in England, because the police are too busy harassing liberals and hippies then going out and stopping real crime.


I fucking hate the pigs so much.

Some cops took my friend's completely legal sword a few weeks ago and assaulted him in the process. He ended up getting it back, but I don't think anything happened to the guy who slammed him into a wall. It's a shitty double standard.

Also, they don't normally take balaclavas from people, just the one in this game.

[Bigglesnoots]

Make baclava not balaclava.

I actually read baklava first
I was like "wtf why would someone wear baklava on their head??"

[Steve]

I fucking hate the pigs so much.

I'd take a mugging over a school massacre anyday.

[RomanClock]

I'd take a mugging over a school massacre anyday.

You meaning a mugging every day compared to  massacre every 10 years?

[Steve]

You meaning a mugging every day compared to  massacre every 10 years?

I don't carry enough on me to be worth mugging, you might get £2-3 tops so sure.

[billiardball-1]

I don't carry enough on me to be worth mugging, you might get £2-3 tops so sure.

They're not going to know how much you have on you until after they mug you, ya know.

[Bigglesnoots]

I don't carry enough on me to be worth mugging, you might get £2-3 tops so sure.

mugging doesn't just consist out of getting valuables taken away, it also includes their fists and your face/stomache/both.

every day?
no thankyou.

[Steve]

I can live with a few punches to the gut and face once a day to a five or six bullets in my chest.

[billiardball-1]

I can live with a few punches to the gut and face once a day to a five or six bullets in my chest.

So how exactly did a choice arise between one or the other?

[Steve]

Saying it's easy to be a criminal in England.

[billiardball-1]

Saying it's easy to be a criminal in England.

How does that relate to muggings vs school shootings?

[EnglishClock]

itt we found out that everyone who lives in britain gets mugged every day

[WrenchClock]

that game sounds amazing i wonder if anyone sells it on ebay

[Flounderpa]

the police there sure are idiots, here they are corrupted criminals