FUCK PANDAS!

[MonsterMunch]

Little black and white pricks!

Start mating or die!



Dickheads.

[Wind-up Clock]

Fuck it's too big.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1668/pandasawsaj1.jpg

[TremcladClock]

[joliet_jane]

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species..."

[SnakeClock]

Pandas are the animal equivalent of obese, slow and lazy men that can't be bothered to do anything that involves standing up. It's too bad, really. They're a beautiful animal that are, unfortunately, too fat to do much.



Their cousins, red pandas, are far cooler though. They're like a cross of every agile, clever animal I can think of; raccoons, lemurs, cats... they're were it's at. They're too active to get fat, too.

[AbsintheClock]

Now I ain't sayin'[sic] she a gold digger. But she ain't messin'[sic] with no broke nigga.[sic]

[TruncheonClock]

IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER IF YOUR BLACK OR WHITE

[TapedeckClock]

[SnakeClock]

Pandas of the ocean!

[shit for brains]

I think that the only pandas that mate are pedophile pandas... theyre just too cute to have sex with eachother

[Slurpee]

Do you know how hard it is to get a Panda these days?

I think it might be dead.
I'm not sure what they eat.

[mauserclock]

they're scared to mate BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WATCHING

[SnakeClock]

they're scared to mate BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WATCHING

"Sim Sim just asked Ping Ping to marry her, and I think he just said yes!"
"AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!"

[BunnyClock]

"Sim Sim just asked Ping Ping to marry her, and I think he just said yes!"
"AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!"

D'awww

[AvocadoClock]

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

[salt]

Hey watch your mouth Panda's are amazing.


oh and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_Bear_(musician)

[SnakeClock]

ITT SaltClock is just amazing at typing links.

[F U Clock]

They've experimented with this in China. Show pandas panda porn (footage of other pandas mating) and they will be more likely to do "it".

This implies to me that the thought of having sex doesn't occur to them until they see it.

Turns out all pandas need is an eighth grade sex-ed. class.

[salt]

ITT SaltClock is just amazing at typing links.

If you mean that I linked the wrong thing, you're wrong.


I linked it on purpouse to show another reason why Panda's are awesome.



EDIT: Oh right sorry I see what I did wrong



GOSH I FEEL SO SILLY NOW ;_;