Just got out of the hospital

[BluezombieClock]

ok... So im still pretty drunk hres the story,..

I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and we were planning to go to a dance club to score some chicks and all, you know, the regular weekend stuff. So I think i had too muich tio drink... Anyways, long story short, i was drinking alieke a ¥¥¥¥¥¥, abnd then i wake up in a hospital, with my wrists and anskles strapped down against the bed, and I apparently punched one of my best frinds like 10 times in the face thinking he wanted to kill me, and I smashed a hole in the hospital wall and now my parents are being charged wityh a wall breaking fee and an ambulance fee....


Apparently I passed out in a bus stop, and some random guy called the police... Theyt stole my bag, my ipod and a 20 dollar bill from me!!

Anyways... Im still pretty drunk but they left me a nice hospital souvenir, a shitty bracelet...

[TequilaClock]

You are now a true rock star.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Sounds like fun, I wish my life was that punk rock.

[BluezombieClock]

Also, the fucking police (who my friend called) stole my bag, my money and my cigarrettes!!1!

I cant fucking belive it, im gonna rape their ass tomorrow as soon as i'm sober!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Ask the hospital about it, and ask the police station. If you dont get anything back, jack off in the station's bathroom and clog all the toilets. FUK AFORITAI!

[BluezombieClock]

Ask the hospital about it, and ask the police station. If you dont get anything back, jack off in the station's bathroom and clog all the toilets. FUK AFORITAI!

I'll just piss on all their cars when winter comes

They'll have frozen piss all over their cars haha

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Damn that's a great idea, I wish I lived in a place where you couldn't fry an egg on the sidewalk in december.

[BluezombieClock]

Damn that's a great idea, I wish I lived in a place where you couldn't fry an egg on the sidewalk in december.

I did it last year with a friend, it was great. -23 Degrees or so outsidfe, and we pissed on a cop car's door handle, so he had frozen piss all over his door, it was hilarious, although we scrammed before getting to see his reaaction

[salt]

livin' da life 8)

[MonsterMunch]

Lightweight

[Steve]

you tha man now dawg

[DNAClock]

You are awesome.

[SnakeClock]

Well shit, all I have to look forward to this weekend is a job interview.

[peyoteclock]

why would you take your ipod out drinking, so fucking dumb. also what the fuck were you drinking that made you so erratic?


and after nights like that i wake up in jail, not the hospital.

[SnakeClock]

why would you take your ipod out drinking, so fucking dumb. also what the fuck were you drinking that made you so erratic?

Quebec.

[BluezombieClock]

I had god knows how much tequila and vodka... I just went Rambo on the stuff and I guess I paid the price.

I don't know why I was so mad... I don't remember anything while I was drunk... I just wake up, strapped to a hospital bed and i panicked like fuck. I thought I was in some kind of mental institution or something.

Anyways, It still sucks that I lost my bag and my ipod, but theres not much I can do about that now.

[shit for brains]

Dude most probably somebody put something in your drink
its rare when alchohol makes someone acts that way

[BluezombieClock]

Update:

Found my stuff. Turns out my iPod and my bag were left at my friends' house... he explained to me that i threw my bag against the floor and the bottle of tequila smahsed inside my bag...

[Beret]

Holy shit mang.

[BluezombieClock]

Dude most probably somebody put something in your drink
its rare when alchohol makes someone acts that way

Well i remember at the hospital being asked at least 50 times what drugs I took... And they wouldn't seem to believe me when I said i just drank a ton