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Just got my absentee ballot

Farted by FluxCapacitorClock, October 14, 2008, 05:25:09 PM

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Fuck mine still hasn't come in. I don't want to miss my first chance to vote.

patriotclock

I reregisterd up at school so I dont need an absentee ballot

Heliopios

Quote from: Flux;1426934Voted for a blacker America.


You voted for ron paul too?
:]

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: PatriotClock;1426948I reregisterd up at school so I dont need an absentee ballot

I registered at school too but I'm not in that area anymore.

Quote from: i'm a homo;1426978You voted for ron paul too?
Yes in a dimension where he is on the ballot I'm sure parallel me did.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Clocktopia-3 Flounderman probably voted for Colbert.

Topcatyo

My brother finally, at the last minute, registered to vote, which he wasn't planning on doing for the longest time.

buttplug

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I will vote for whoever gets the highest number of votes k.

FluxCapacitorClock


buttplug

Quote from: Flux;1427171mccain eats babies

But Obama is black!!111!!!1

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Mccain tears the souls of children from their bodies and plans to power a horrible weapon with them. With the press of a button every kitten on earth will be destroyed. A vote for mccain is a vote against kittens.

buttplug

Where is Roman Collar when you need him!

FluxCapacitorClock


Solenoidclock

Just for kicks, lets look at the vice presidential side of things.

Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual

Palin:

Governor of Alaska for less than two years
Had her fourth child at age 29
Obtained her passport at the end of 2007
Formerly a beauty queen
Has a single web page about her works, including pictures of her humping a dead moose
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual
Impossible, you need to be 30 to become a senator.

buttplug

NO votes for McCain yet?!?! Gee whiz clockcrew!

Heliopios

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Formerly a player in a heavy metal band


!!!
:]

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: Mr.Satan;1427220NO votes for McCain yet?!?! Gee whiz clockcrew!

mccain ate our babies. which we had planned to eat.

Topcatyo

WHOA WHOA WHOA

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1427186Biden:

36 years a senator
Youngest person ever elected senator at age 29
Chair of senate's foreign relations committee
Formerly a player in a heavy metal band
Has a massive website dedicated to his works as an individual
Hell yes!

Biggskoo